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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Genius, Difference, Between

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

Universe, Sure, Infinite

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P. J. O'Rourke

Love, Power, Society

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Hunter S. Thompson

Society, Guilty, Crime

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.

Oscar Wilde

Good, Bad, Optimism

There is no sin except stupidity.

Oscar Wilde

Except, Sin

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Frank Zappa

Universe, Building, Basic

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Robert A. Heinlein

Power

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Forget, Purpose

Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Women, Men, Woman

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

War, Hate, Soldier

Stupidity is a talent for misconception.

Edgar Allan Poe

Talent

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

Edith Sitwell

Proud, Patient

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.

Pope John Paul II

God, Gift, Misuse

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics, Handicap

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

May, Genius, Thus

Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.

Albert Camus

Getting, Knack

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Charlie Sheen

Time, Children, Enjoy

We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.

Stephen Hawking

Small, Greed, Looking

Do not ever say that the desire to 'do good' by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.

Ayn Rand

Good, Desire, Nor

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Will Rogers

Mess

People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.

Sarah McLachlan

Help, Ignorance, Understand

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

Frank Zappa

Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.

Ayn Rand

Money, Men, Reason

Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.

Michel de Montaigne

Best, Opinion, Stubborn

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Chris Rock

Life, Sometimes, Wish

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Doctor, Weakness, Lawyer

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Sammy Davis, Jr.

Patience, Alcohol, Infinite

Stupidity talks, vanity acts.

Victor Hugo

Vanity, Acts, Talks

Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.

Chris Lowe

Ego, Arrogance, Huge

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

Gustave Flaubert

Happiness, Health, Good

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.

Edward Abbey

Alone, Pretty, Sometimes

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

P. J. O'Rourke

College, Sent

True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.

Bo Bennett

True, Kindness, Rather

No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.

Jacques Yves Cousteau

Discover, Tries, Involve

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

P. J. O'Rourke

College, Sent

The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.

John Steinbeck

Word, Discipline, Both

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

Konrad Adenauer

God, Fact, Unfair

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Frank Leahy

Pain, Egotism, Anesthetic

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

Dolly Parton

Kick

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.

Charles Caleb Colton

Deceived, Frauds

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.

Fernando Pessoa

Acceptance, Idea, General

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

Scott Adams

Power, Future, Focus

Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.

Friedrich Schiller

Against, Themselves, Gods

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Harlan Ellison

Universe, Common, Elements

Here is true immorality: ignorance and stupidity; the devil is nothing but this. His name is Legion.

Gustave Flaubert

True, Ignorance, Here

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.

Vladimir Nabokov

Music, Simple, Crime

We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I would rather lose her as a friend than as a foe.

William E. Gladstone

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.

Gustave Flaubert

Democracy, Dream, Whole

Stupidity is something unshakable; nothing attacks it without breaking itself against it; it is of the nature of granite, hard and resistant.

Gustave Flaubert

Nature, Against, Breaking

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

Edwin Land

Creativity, Sudden, Cessation

The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything.

Milan Kundera

Wisdom, Question, Answer

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Mad, Often, Saves

You can't argue with stupidity.

Jermaine Jackson

Argue

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Scott Adams

Public, General

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

William Gaddis

Ignorance, Deliberate

With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.

Friedrich Schiller

Struggle, Themselves, Gods

We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.

Paul Gauguin

Until, Ourselves

'Stupidity' defines the mental state wherein we acknowledge that we've never been smarter as individuals and yet somehow we've never felt stupider. We now collectively inhabit a state of stupidity.

Douglas Coupland

State, Felt, Mental

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Karl Kraus

Force, Earthquake, Match

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their stupidity, had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense, which cannot be the characteristics of fools.

Giacomo Casanova

Good, Sense, Honest

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Jesse Ventura

Against, Legislate

A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet that has killed them. It is their own greed, it is their own stupidity, and it is capitalism that has taken our daily newspapers from us.

Michael Moore

Trust, Society, Daily

Just as the performance of the vilest and most wicked deeds requires spirit and talent, so even the greatest demand a certain insensitivity which under other circumstances we would call stupidity.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Greatest, Talent, Spirit

Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.

Lewis Black

Stupid, Obvious, Plain

But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.

Erwin Rommel

Courage, Military, Against

The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.

Tom Coburn

Food, Government, Waste

Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.

Spider Robinson

Malice, Attribute, Reasonably

Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.

Claude Chabrol

While, Limits, None

Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

Great, Together, Creative

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.

Franz Grillparzer

Stupid, Friend, Almost

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

John Malkovich

Incredible, Obviously

Punk was originally about creating new, important, energetic music that would hopefully threaten the status quo and the stupidity of the 1970s.

Jello Biafra