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I dig cute zombies.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

This shirt is not see-thru. The one underneath is.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Out of my mind… back in five.

Submitted by: Tegan

Don’t feed the monkey!

Submitted by: Tegan =)

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Submitted by: Marc Caprolione

Approach me and say hello! If not you gonna have bad luck for the rest of your life.

Wonder what it likes looking from the front? (Back of t- shirt).

Submitted by: Ezan

Keep on walking but look down, you will meet an ant asking for directions 10 steps ahead.

Careful while you walk on this street, I just murdered some ants and they’re looking out for revenge.

Surprise me (Back of t- shirt)

Submitted by: Ezan

A penny for a thought + a dinner date on you tonight.

Just catch a glimpse not more. Cause there is a manhole ahead of you.

Take serious precaution! I’m attractively n irresistibly hug- able.

Submitted by: Ezan

Don’t keep looking at me unless you want to compliment me about my looks.

Don’t keep looking at me or you will trip up ahead.

Don’t keep looking at me cause I’m not interested in you, it’s just that I’m smiling thinking about myself.

Submitted by: Ezan

Front: What do mechanics and marriages have in common

Back: A good screw fixes everything.

Submitted by: harvey

Those who read this are ugly.

Submitted by: Rodney Pascual

Don’t waste a perfectly good opportunity; do it, before you can’t.

Submitted by: Jenna

Sorry girls, I only date models!

Submitted by: Rajbeer

When God created me, he was showing off to zeus!

Wanna hear a secret? (on back) then go ask your little sister!

Ahem. My face is up there ^ some people are so stupid!.

Submitted by: Lily Potter

Warning: You might fall in love with me.

Submitted by: Yungluki

Haters hate you and rate you simply because they ain’t you.

Submitted by: A Pretty Nobody

CSI: Can’t stand idiots.

Submitted by: chloe pearson

Keep looking at me and you will be my next victim.

Submitted by: heidi k

I know what you’re thinking…you’re right.

Submitted by: Franck

What are you looking for? All of the awesomeness you need is right here!

Submitted by: Rockstar Tia

This is not a plain t- shirt.

Submitted by: jazonix

I’m not spoilt. I deserve all my stuff.

Submitted by: fishstick

I’m not bossy, I just know better.;)

Submitted by: Hulahop

I know I’m awesome just… You’re not.

Submitted by: elster

Step away from the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Blink carefully….

…………

the world is changing.

Submitted by: Mujahid Ghalib

I’m married..But it’s nothing serious.

Submitted by: simita

I know it.

Submitted by: simeona

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Submitted by: Stedegamot

Where there is a will… There are 500 relatives.

Submitted by: Kailey

Does this shirt make me look fat?

Submitted by: loli

You’re just jealous because the doctor says I’m special.

Submitted by: Pie

Don’t waste my time, entertain me.

Submitted by: Tp007

Do Not Read.

Submitted by: Bruce the Juice

I would have called but I ran out of minutes.

If you’re reading this you’re in my way.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

It takes one to know one, Idiot!

Yes, the world does owe me a living.

Submitted by: Hello kitty

They say I should be more spontaneous…gonna plan it out first.

Submitted by: crissybabiee

Just because you have no swag.. Doesn’t mean you can copy mine.

Submitted by: Maraya robbins

People look up after reading it.

Submitted by: bipin

Mind your own business unless provoked.

Submitted by: lithungo

I May Look Calm… But In My Head, I’ve Killed You Three Times.

Submitted by: Mark Sipot

Quality never goes out of style.

Submitted by: glycoma

I graduated from the school of money making.

Submitted by: glycoma

When life give you a lemon. Squeeze it in his eyes and take his wallet.

Submitted by: Hulcus

I never finish anythi…

Submitted by: pete

When I die, I want my last words to be: “I left a million dollars under the…”

Submitted by: someone

Love me or hate me….I’m yours

CAUTION! I am drunk

I am single but ready to mingle

Hmm…can we talk!!

Submitted by: vishal

It takes skills to trip over flat surfaces.

If you can read this go make me a sandwich.

Submitted by: Zoe

Drink responsibly, DON’T spill any!

If you think you are a player, good for you! I am the coach!

I’m like so HOT!

Submitted by: Nii

Don’t tell me I have no life I’m not the one reading this shirt.