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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Strong, Woman, Water

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Age, Best, Woman

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

John Lennon

Great, Woman, Idiot

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

Marilyn Monroe

Him, High, Heels

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Coco Chanel

Girl, Fabulous, Classy

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Higher, Lows, Highs

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Bill Cosby

Voice, Hear, Deeper

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.

William Shakespeare

Men, May, Changes

Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.

Oprah Winfrey

Failure, Afraid, Greatness

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Groucho Marx

Life, Control, Him

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

W. C. Fields

Crazy, Doubt, Question

After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, 'I'm enough.'

Anna Quindlen

Morning, Smart, Woman

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

George Bernard Shaw

Men, Vote, Clever

A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

Coco Chanel

Future, Perfume, Wear

If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.

George Bernard Shaw

Men, Married, Characters

Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.

Coco Chanel

Men, Mother, Strong

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.

Robert Frost

Men, Lonely, Boss

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Erica Jong

Smart, Woman, Guys

Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.

Barbara de Angelis

Away, Solitude, Balance

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Bill Cosby

Men, Between, Belong

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Timothy Leary

Men, Ambition, Equal

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

Men, Wrong

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Marlene Dietrich

Change, Him, Changed

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Frank Sinatra

Staring, Contest

Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor.

Coco Chanel

I owe nothing to Women's Lib.

Margaret Thatcher

Owe, Lib

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.

Coco Chanel

Men

I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.

B. R. Ambedkar

Progress, Community, Degree

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

Little Richard

God, Men, Mother

Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.

Katharine Hepburn

Men, Beautiful, Plain

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

H. L. Mencken

Men, Happy, Single

I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness.

Sofia Vergara

Respect, End, Kindness

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

Bill Maher

Men, Start, Cannot

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

H. L. Mencken

Love, Men, Children

I write for those women who do not speak, for those who do not have a voice because they were so terrified, because we are taught to respect fear more than ourselves. We've been taught that silence would save us, but it won't.

Audre Lorde

Respect, Fear, Silence

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

Frank Sinatra

Truth, Men, Understand

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Joseph Conrad

Men, Woman, Difficult

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

Lucille Ball

Afraid, Hurts, Interest

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

John Barrymore

Life, Time, Beautiful

You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men.

Benjamin Disraeli

Strength, Men, Nation

There's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.

Albert Ellis

Men, Both, Seem

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

Katharine Hepburn

Sex, Until, Realized

Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

H. L. Mencken

Wisdom, Men, Experience

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Dick Van Dyke

Men, Successful, Wives

Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.

Margaret Mead

Men, Working, Possible

Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Nature, Men, Enemy

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Franklin P. Jones

Children, Care, Husband

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

Anatole France

Men, Interested, Clothes

In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Society, Ignore, Break

Men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion.

James Joyce

Men, Emotion, Curves

I always play women I would date.

Angelina Jolie

Date

One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love, Affair, Rare

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Yul Brynner

Men, Smart, Girl

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

Farrah Fawcett

God, Brain, Intuition

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.

Gloria Steinem

Marriage, Men, Children

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.

George Eliot

God, Men, Foolish

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

Francis Bacon

Age, Men, Young

The most virtuous women have something within them, something that is never chaste.

Honore de Balzac

Within, Virtuous, Chaste

Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.

Desiderius Erasmus

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

Ambrose Bierce

Love, Men, Less

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Gloria Steinem

Men, Marry, Becoming

There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Bored, Few, Trade

Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.

Gloria Steinem

Amazing, Either, Courageous

In too many instances, the march to globalization has also meant the marginalization of women and girls. And that must change.

Hillary Clinton

Change, Girl, March

I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

Power, Men, Wish

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

James Thurber

Children, Maybe, Somewhere

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.

George Santayana

Men, Friends, Sex

Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration.

E. M. Forster

Men, Charm, Decoration

It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Amelia Barr

Men, Tears, Seem

Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves.

Brigitte Bardot

Unhappy, Themselves, Liberate

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

Jane Austen

Strong, Single, Poor

Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.

Amelia Earhart

Failure, Men, Others

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Josh Billings

Men, Lost, Mourn

Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Naturally, Secretive

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.

Golda Meir