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“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”

― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

tags: boys, hot, humor 1941 likes like

John Green

“Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well.”

― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

tags: boys, humor 1088 likes like

Rachel Caine

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy. ”

― Rachel Caine, The Dead Girls' Dance

tags: boys, humor 593 likes like

Jim Henson

“Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”

― Jim Henson

tags: boys, broken-hearts, healing, love, time 481 likes like

C. JoyBell C.

“When you look for a man- what you want to look for is a man with the heart of a poor boy and the mind of a conqueror.”

― C. JoyBell C.

tags: boys, inspiration, inspirational, inspirational-quotes, man, men, romance-love 474 likes like

Carrie Underwood

“The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.”

― Carrie Underwood

tags: boys, carrie-underwood, dogs, love 398 likes like

Megan McCafferty

“Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.”

― Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts

tags: boys, friendship, girls 332 likes like

“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked at all times.”

― Betsey Johnson

tags: boys, fashion, girls 310 likes like

Gabrielle Zevin

“I was crying a little for the boy I had wanted him to be and the boy he hadn’t turned out to be.”

― Gabrielle Zevin, Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac

tags: boys, heartbreak 304 likes like

Eoin Colfer

“In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.”

“I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.”

― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

tags: boys 210 likes like

John Green

“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.”

― John Green, Paper Towns

tags: boys, dating, high-school, humor, john-green, paper-towns, prom 98 likes like

Anna Godbersen

“THE LUXE IS . . .

Pretty girls in pretty dresses, partying until dawn.

Irresistible boys with mischievous smiles and dangerous intentions.

White lies, dark secrets, and scandalous hookups.

This is Manhattan in 1899.”

― Anna Godbersen

tags: boys, luxe, manhattan, party, pretty-girls, scandals, secrets, white-lies 76 likes like

Ray Bradbury

“First of all, it was October, a rare month for boys.”

― Ray Bradbury, Something Wicked This Way Comes

tags: boys, halloween, magical, october 62 likes like

“Boys are idiots.

Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot.

A girl, for instance, will vote for a boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much less likely to return the favor. They can't wrap their feeble minds around the idea that this girl might have anything in common with them. It's like they can't recognize girls as human beings.”

― Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President

tags: boys, girls 57 likes like

Robin Jones Gunn

“Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him.”

― Robin Jones Gunn, As You Wish

tags: boys, christy-miller, humor, katie, pick-up-lines 57 likes like

James Thurber

“Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.”

― James Thurber

tags: boys, men 55 likes like

Kate Brian

“All I know is, he found out you left and he locked himself in the shed and barricaded the door. No one's seen him since," Doug said. "When I bolted, Sean and Evan were trying to boost Caleb up onto the roof so he could look through the skylight and make sure the kid wasn't dead or something.”

― Kate Brian, Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys

tags: boys, doug, finn 55 likes like

“I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio.”

― Hailey Abbott, Boy Crazy

tags: boys, girls, humor, love, radio 51 likes like

Adriana Trigiani

“I don't settle in any other area of my life when it comes to excellence, so why should I lower my standards when it comes to boys?”

― Adriana Trigiani, Viola in Reel Life

tags: boys, excellence, standards 42 likes like

Jessica Park

“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”

― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love

tags: boys, desire, hands, kissing, stupid 41 likes like

“Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.”

― SIERRA

tags: boys, humor, stupid 40 likes like

Yvonne Collins

“Thanks to Scoop, I've learned a lot about how the male mind works, and as a result I've been having nightmares for months.”

― Yvonne Collins, Girl v. Boy

tags: boys 37 likes like

Adriana Trigiani

“This should tell you everything you need to know about guys. They only go after what they know they can get. We girls, on the other hand, aim really high. We take a leap...”

― Adriana Trigiani, Viola in Reel Life

tags: boys, girls 35 likes like

“Carpe diem.Seize the day, boys.

Make your lives extraordinary”

― John Keating

tags: boys, day, extra, john, keating, ordinary, poet, poets, seize, society 34 likes like

Alex Sanchez

“You know, you hear about these movements for women, and for children, and for people who are any race but white, and you think that it's about time that men got a movement. Think about it. Guys can't play the piano, or dance, or sing. We can't cry, or be too happy, or show any emotion for that matter. The only thing we have left to us is anger, and even that we have to bottle up. Boys should be able to express what they feel and not have to endure people laughing at them, forcing them to wonder if they're gay or not, just because they like to paint.”

― Alex Sanchez

tags: alex, boys, express, movment, rainbow, sanchez 33 likes like

Alain Robbe-Grillet

“To tell the truth, girls are no longer the way they used to be. They play gangsters, nowadays, just like boys. They organize rackets. They plan holdups and practice karate. They will rape defenseless adolescents. They wear pants... Life has become impossible.”

― Alain Robbe-Grillet, Djinn

tags: boys, gangsters, girls 31 likes like

Katie Cotugno

“It's a myth that boys don't like to gossip.”

― Katie Cotugno, How to Love

tags: boys 30 likes like

Kate DiCamillo

“There," she said. She rocked him back and forth. "There, you foolish, beautiful boy who wants to change the world. There, there. And who could keep from loving you? Who could keep from loving a boy so brave and true?”

― Kate DiCamillo, The Magician's Elephant

tags: adoption, boys, children, love, orphans 28 likes like

Stephanie Perkins

“Suddenly I register that St. Clair is shorter than Josh. Much shorter. It’s odd I didn’t notice earlier, but he doesn’t carry himself like a short guy. Most are shy or defensive, or some messed-up combination of the two, but St. Clair is confident and friendly and—”

― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss

tags: boys, self-confidence, short 25 likes like

“I don't know why you care.

He doesn't even know you're there”

― NSYNC

tags: boys, couples, girlfriend, like, love, song 25 likes like

Lenore Look

“It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code."

I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked.

"Yup," said Calvin.

"How come you're still alive?" I asked.

"I vomited," said Calvin.”

― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes

tags: boys, fear, gender, girls 24 likes like

Louisa May Alcott

“...freedom being the sauce best beloved by the boyish soul.”

― Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

tags: boys 24 likes like

Larry Doyle

“I'm sorry I'm so pathetic," he thought, and then realized he had also said it.

Beth laughed, so lightly and so kindly that Denis felt it in his chest, not his stomach.

Can I tell you a secret?"

Yes, tell me all your secrets Denis kept to himself.

Beth leaned in, whispered: "All boys are pathetic.”

― Larry Doyle, I Love You, Beth Cooper

tags: boys, humour, love 24 likes like

“boys do have cooties. In high school they're called STDs.”

― Nicole Chaloux

tags: boys, cooties, humor 24 likes like

Jennifer Donnelly

“I need a boy who thinks with his big head, not his little one. Since they do not exist, I have fashioned my own.”

― Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution

tags: boys 22 likes like

Diane Zahler

“Boys were so proud - you always had to let them think they were good at things.”

― Diane Zahler, The Thirteenth Princess

tags: boys, pride 20 likes like

Kate Brian

“Evan stopped completely. He was staring at her with those intense eyes. Staring right into her. Just like he had in those couple of moments when she had thought for a split second, that he wanted to kiss her.”

― Kate Brian, Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys

tags: boys, evan, megan 20 likes like

Windry Ramadhina

“Perempuan memang tidak bisa diajak berpikir jernih jika menyangkut perihal lelaki. Dalam situasi seperti ini, kepala mereka dipenuhi kabur merah muda bernama dopamine yang meracuni sel-sel kelabu mereka dengan berbagai ide romantis yang absurd.”

― Windry Ramadhina, Montase

tags: boys, girl, heart, life, love, men, woman 17 likes like

“The corners of Bree’s mouth were tilted up into a huge grin. It was her I’ve just seen a super duper hot guy grin.

Hot?” Raine asked, already knowing the answer.

Bree nodded. “Hell to the yeah!”

Like, Alex Pettyfer hot?”

Dude, he puts Alex Pettyfer to shame!”

― Regan (Raine A Witch Story.)

― Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations

tags: boys, girls, half-moon, investigations, mystery 279 likes like

Sarah Dessen

“I don't know," I said. "What else did you do for your first eighteen years?"

"Like I said," he said as I unlocked the car, "I'm not so sure that you should go by my example."

"Why not?"

"Because I have my regrets," he said. "Also, I'm a guy. And guys do different stuff."

"Like ride bikes?" I said.

"No," he replied. "Like have food fights. And break stuff. And set off firecrackers on people's front porches. And..."

"Girls can't set off firecrackers on people's front porches?"

"They can," he said... "But they're smart enough not to. That's the difference.”

― Sarah Dessen, Along for the Ride

tags: along-for-the-ride, auden, boys, eli, firecrackers, girls, quest, sarah-desson 273 likes like

Jess C. Scott

“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.”

― Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel

tags: body, boy, boyfriend, boys, cool, culture, desire, emotion, friendship, funny, honesty, humor, humour, imagination, individuality, life, love, music, novel, passion, poem, poems, poet, poetry, poetry-life, poets, reality, relationships, romance, self, sex, technology, truth, wisdom, young, youth 260 likes like

Rachel Hill

“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”

― Rachel Hill, A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff

tags: boyfriends, boys, chocolate, girls, humor, manga, reardon, simile, young-adult 256 likes like

Patricia Briggs

“Some people are boys longer than others.”

― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

tags: boys, men 246 likes like

Tamora Pierce

“You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance.”

― Tamora Pierce, Emperor Mage

tags: boys, daine, fighting, misogyny, owned 245 likes like

Katja Millay

“Do real boys actually call girls baby? I don't have enough experience to know. I do know that if a guy ever called me baby, I'd probably laugh in his face. Or choke him.”

― Katja Millay, The Sea of Tranquility

tags: baby, boys, pet-names 225 likes like

Hilary Thayer Hamann

“Boys will be boys, that's what people say. No one ever mentions how girls have to be something other than themselves altogether. We are to stifle the same feelings that boys are encouraged to display. We are to use gossip as a means of policing ourselves -- this way those who do succumb to sex but are not damaged by it are damaged instead by peer malice. Girls demand a covenant because if one gives in, others will be expected to do the same. We are to remain united in cruelty, ignorance, and aversion. Or we are to starve the flesh from our bones, penalizing the body for its nature, castigating ourselves for advances we are powerless to prevent. We are to make false promises then resist the attentions solicited. Basically we are to become expert liars. (p. 65)”

― Hilary Thayer Hamann, Anthropology of an American Girl

tags: boys, girls, hamann, identity, masks, sexuality 188 likes like

Alexandra Bracken

“When a girl cries, few things are more worthless than a boy”

― Alexandra Bracken, The Darkest Minds

tags: awkard, boys, crying 188 likes like

Jon Bon Jovi

“Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear”

― Jon Bon Jovi, Best of Bon Jovi

tags: boys, couples, love, romance, song, song-lyrics 182 likes like

Neil Gaiman

“Black as night, sweet as sin.”

― Neil Gaiman, Anansi Boys

tags: anansi, boys, coffee 181 likes like

Elizabeth Eulberg

“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.”

― Elizabeth Eulberg, The Lonely Hearts Club

tags: boys, humor, sassy 160 likes like

Steve Harvey

“Boys Shack, MEN build homes

”

― Steve Harvey

tags: boys, men 156 likes like

Ally Carter

“ 'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”

― Ally Carter

tags: boys, cats, gallagher-girls, humor 141 likes like

Khaled Hosseini

“Boys, Laila came to see, treated friendship the way they treated the sun: its existence undisputed; its radiance best enjoyed, not beheld directly.”

― Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns: A Novel

tags: boys, friendship, gender-differences 134 likes like

Kate Brian

“Boys are unpredictable. This maybe not be news, but I'm starting to think it's one of the best things about them.”

― Kate Brian, Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys

tags: boys 121 likes like

Christina Aguilera

“There’s nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm.”

― Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera - Back to Basics

tags: boys, charming 104 likes like

Charlotte Brontë

“Do you like him much?'

I told you I liked him a little. Where is the use of caring for him so very much: he is full of faults.'

Is he?'

All boys are.”

― Charlotte Brontë, Villette

tags: boys 89 likes like

Rick Riordan

“I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are quite baffling.”

― Rick Riordan, The Throne of Fire

tags: boys, rick-riordan 86 likes like

Mickey Mantle

“A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide.”

― Mickey Mantle