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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love, Successful, Times

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Good, Happy, Bad

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Love, Friendship, Unhappy

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Franz Schubert

Happy, True, Wife

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde

Happy, Woman, Her

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

James C. Dobson

Individual, Marry

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

Wife, Able, Ability

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Martin Luther

Home, Husband, Wife

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

Good, Husband, Wife

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Life, Love, Great

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe

Love, Girl, Him

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.

Amy Grant

Respect, Good, Last

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Abraham Lincoln

Hell, Heaven, Simply

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde

Love, Reason, Marry

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Oscar Wilde

Woman, Married, Knows

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Age, Yourself, Question

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Happy, Wife, Learned

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn

Women, Men, Sometimes

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Audrey Hepburn

Married

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Joseph Campbell

Sacrifice, Unity, Each

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

Carnie Wilson

Best, Friends, Husband

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Honore de Balzac

Morning, Good, Husband

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Eyes, Keep, Open

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Benjamin Franklin

Love

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Wonderful, Wants

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love, Successful, Times

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Good, Happy, Bad

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Love, Friendship, Unhappy

Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

Franz Schubert

Happy, True, Wife

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Oscar Wilde

Happy, Woman, Her

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

James C. Dobson

Individual, Marry

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Winston Churchill

Wife, Able, Ability

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Martin Luther

Home, Husband, Wife

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

Good, Husband, Wife

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Life, Love, Great

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe

Love, Girl, Him

Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.

Amy Grant

Respect, Good, Last

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Abraham Lincoln

Hell, Heaven, Simply

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde

Love, Reason, Marry

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Oscar Wilde

Woman, Married, Knows

When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Age, Yourself, Question

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Happy, Wife, Learned

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Katharine Hepburn

Women, Men, Sometimes

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Audrey Hepburn

Married

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.

Joseph Campbell

Sacrifice, Unity, Each

My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.

Carnie Wilson

Best, Friends, Husband

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Honore de Balzac

Morning, Good, Husband

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

Eyes, Keep, Open

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Benjamin Franklin

Love

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Groucho Marx

Wonderful, Wants