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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

Valentine's Day, Love, Hurt
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

Life, Secret, Until
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz

Funny, Time, Philosophy
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
Today, End, Tomorrow
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Charles M. Schulz

Life, Happy, Purpose
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz

Night, Sometimes, Lie
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schulz

Life, Bicycle, Ten
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz

Life, Time, Lick
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Charles M. Schulz

Home, Life, Illusion
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Charles M. Schulz
Fitness, Good, Makes
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Charles M. Schulz
Life, Sisters, Grass
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Charles M. Schulz
Love, Stand, Mankind
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Charles M. Schulz

Learning, Laugh, Learn
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Charles M. Schulz
Hope, Whole, Memories
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Charles M. Schulz

Night, Sometimes, Lie
No problem is too big to run away from.
Charles M. Schulz
Away, Problem, Run
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Charles M. Schulz

Away, Problem, Walk
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
Charles M. Schulz

Matter, Sincere
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Charles M. Schulz
Good, Brown, Charlie
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Charles M. Schulz

Time, Good, Supposed
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
Charles M. Schulz
Life, Worry, Secret
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
Charles M. Schulz

Matter, Sincere
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
Charles M. Schulz

Hope, Today, Tomorrow
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Charles M. Schulz
Away, Problem, Cannot
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charles M. Schulz

Love, Quite, Takes

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Biography
Nationality: American
Type: Cartoonist
Born: November 26, 1922
Died: February 12, 2000
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Adam Sandler

Love, Good, Bad
I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.
Adam Sandler

Relationship, Life, Understand
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
Adam Sandler

Friendship, Funny, Time
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
Adam Sandler
Mom, Sleep, Story
I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
Adam Sandler

Famous, Friends, Small
I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
Adam Sandler

Family, Dad, Great
I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.
Adam Sandler

Dad, Father, Perfect
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.
Adam Sandler
Moments, Both, Lived
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Adam Sandler
Time, Hell, Comedy
My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.
Adam Sandler
Name, Talented, Adam
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
Adam Sandler
Bad, Father, Understand
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
Adam Sandler

Great, Wife, Sleep
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Adam Sandler
Comment, Sir, Strangle
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
Adam Sandler
Dad, Good, Father
With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.
Adam Sandler
Money, Children, Difficult
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.
Adam Sandler

Family, Give, Night
Girls are soft and pretty.
Adam Sandler
Girl, Pretty, Soft
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
Adam Sandler
God, Women, Men
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
Adam Sandler
Life, End, Control
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Adam Sandler
Money, Vegas, Near
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
Adam Sandler
Mother, Older, Since
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
Adam Sandler
School, Rock, Star
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
Adam Sandler

Good, Girl, Talk
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.
Adam Sandler
Future, Mirror, Studying
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Adam Sandler
Friends, Reason, Reading

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Biography
Nationality: American
Type: Actor
Born: September 9, 1966
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