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Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Share 92 Dislike 210 Like Animals, Love 

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin Share 54 Dislike 122 Like Short Quotes, Man 

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous Share 54 Dislike 119 Like Photo, 

Time Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.  Share 54 Dislike 118 Like 

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous Share 98 Dislike 189 Like Short Quotes, Computers 

I think I've discovered the secret of life, you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles M. Schulz Share 64 Dislike 132 Like 

Think Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date. Anonymous Share 88 Dislike 167 Like Short Quotes 

You already know something you don't even know that you know. Dr. Milton Erickson Share 120 Dislike 218 Like Short Quotes, Photo, Know 

I slipped on a banana peel and I fell in love with the person who helped me up. Share 79 Dislike 146 Like Short Quotes, Love 

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein Share 62 Dislike 115 Like Short Quotes 

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Louis Hector Berlioz Share 46 Dislike 90 Like Short Quotes, Time 

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. David Letterman Share 85 Dislike 147 Like Short Quotes 

When you want something really bad, crying for it isn't going to work nearly as good as complaining! Anonymous Share 102 Dislike 170 Like 

Work Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life! Anonymous Share 111 Dislike 181 Like Short Quotes, Friend 

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. William Charles Dement Share 38 Dislike 76 Like 

Live Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn. Robert Kiyosaki Share 77 Dislike 128 Like Short Quotes, Photo, Time 

When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan: 1.Sit on the couch. 2.Turn on the TV. 3.Throw lemons at life. 4.Force life to make lemonade for you. 5.Drink the lemonade. Anonymous Share 68 Dislike 111 Like 

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz Share 60 Dislike 101 Like Short Quotes 

If you're always busy busy busy, you can't enjoy enjoy enjoy your life.  Share 77 Dislike 122 Like Short Quotes In life, 

we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. 


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Humor is the best companion to get through life. Sorrows are transformed into minor interruptions when you add laughter to your life. When life sucks, read these funny life quotes. If nothing else, they will help you regain your sense of humor. And if you find someone whining, share these funny life quotes with them.
Alan Bennett
Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.
Carl Sandburg
Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Charles Schulz
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Charlotte Bronte
Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.
Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Bob Monkhouse
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Douglas Adams
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Christopher Morley
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Bill Gates
It's possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.
Henry David Thoreau
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Jack Handey
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Friedrich Nietzsche
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
Quentin Crisp
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
Charles Schulz
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Jim Carrey
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.
Richard Bach
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Karen Horney
The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.
George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Life Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

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