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Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone MIGHT do the same for you.

Princess Diana

Knowledge, Kindness, Act

It is Necessary to fall in love ... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are going to feel anyway.

Albert Camus

Love, Fall, Despair

Self-control Means wanting to be effective and some random point in the infinite radiations of my spiritual existence.

Franz Kafka

Spiritual, Means, Point

The Christian leaders of the future have to be theologians, persons who know the heart of God and are trained - through prayer, study, and careful analysis - to manifest the divine event of God's saving work in the midst of the many seemingly random events of THEIR time.

Henri Nouwen

Work, Time, God

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Chuck Palahniuk

Education, Games, Facts

Natural selection is anything but random.

Richard Dawkins

Naturally, Selection

I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood.

Taylor Swift

Christmas, Awesome, Place

I do believe that if you do good, good things will happen. Everything is completely accidental and random. Sometimes bad things happen to very good people and sometimes good things happen to bad people. But if you and least try to do good things, then you're spending your time doing something worthwhile.

Helen Mirren

Time, Good, Bad

If you so not choose, dmg each day can be filled with even more joy than the one before. If you so not choose, even the most seemingly random events can work in your favor.

Ralph Marston

Work, Joy, Choose

Oh! many a shaft, at random sent, finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!

Walter Scott

Heart, There, Word

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Douglas Coupland

Music, Failure, Playing

I look a lot busier than I am, as I'm actually a rather sporadic, random person and I'll play a few gigs and then disappear for a while.

Paul McCartney

Rather, Few, While

Know what you're trying to do before you do it. Turning knobs at random is not enlightening any more than throwing paint at a wall blindfolded will let you paint a nice picture.

Steve Albini

Nice, Trying, Picture

If the staff lacks policy guidance are priority to test against Decisions, Decisions THEIR will be random.

Donald Rumsfeld

Decisions, Against, Test

The truth is that killing innocent people is always wrong - and no argument or excuse, no matter how deeply believed, can ever make it right. No religion on earth condones the killing of innocent people; no faith tradition tolerates the random killing of our brothers and sisters on this earth.

Feisal Abdul Rauf

Faith, Religion, Truth

My lyrics are generated by Various peculiar processes. Very random and similar to automatic writing.

Brian Eno

Writing, Peculiar, Lyrics

Maybe life is random, but I doubt it.

Steven Tyler

Life, Doubt, Maybe

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic Means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

John von Neumann

Living, Means, State

I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy Osbourne to Michael Jackson to the Beastie Boys. I've got a really strange CV. It's interesting - I work with a lot of these disparate, different people to learn what it's like to work with random people.

Moby

Work, Learn, Strange

At the risk of sounding pedestrian, I'll be completely honest: the first thing I do in the morning is check Google News, partially Because it seems sort of random and unbiased and partially because I tend to stay in hotels that do not necessarily have the fastest Internet connections.

Moby

Morning, Honest, Risk

A lot of people do not talk about the demise of the album, but I still believe that if an artist tries hard to make a great album, people will buy it and listen to it as an album, rather than just a collection of random songs.

Moby

Great, Talk, Artist

The progression of roles you take strings together a portrait of an actor, but it's a completely random process.

Meryl Streep

Together, Process, Portrait

I've been asking myself: 'Why put these things together - CDs, albums?' The answer I came up with is, well, sometimes it's artistically viable. It's not just a random collection of songs. Sometimes the songs have a common thread, even if it's not obvious or even conscious on the artists' part.

David Byrne

Together, Sometimes, Artists

I get the biggest enjoyment from the random and unexpected places. Linux on cellphones or refrigerators, just because it's so not what I envisioned it. Or on supercomputers.

Linus Torvalds

Unexpected, enjoyment, Places

I cry at random things, like a flower, or someone giving me a present, or my sister giving me a nice hug.

Naomie Harris

Nice, Giving, Flower

When things work well a group of people know each other, and things break down When it's a bunch of random people interacting.

Jimmy Wales

Work, Group, Break

Human well-being is not a random phenomenon. It depends on many factors - ranging from genetics and neurobiology to sociology and economics. But, clearly, there are scientific truths to be known about how we can Flourish in this world. Wherever we can have an impact on the well-being of others, questions of morality apply.

Sam Harris

Others, Questions, Morality

Another random thing I do is the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, or SETI. And you have be familiar with the movie "Contact," sort of popularized that are priority. It turns out there are real people who go out and search for extraterrestrials in a very scientific way.

Nathan Myhrvold

There are, Another, Movie

Sure, being good at your job is really important, but in acting, so much of the decision's already made the minute you walk in the room Because they're like, 'His hair's good or she's got the right skin color' or whatever. It's so random, but it's so physically oriented.

Rashida Jones

Good, Job, Decision

I got a random tattoo the other day. It's a red triangle, are priority makes everyone think I'm arty, are priority'm not. I used to draw red triangles all the time. It must mean something - maybe I do not know it yet. But I'll figure it out.

Ellie Goulding

Time, Mean, Everyone

I record stuff all the time, like little vocal things. I write random things down ... Sometimes I just get things stuck in my head and I record them, and that actually becomes a song quite a lot of the time.

Ellie Goulding

Time, Sometimes, Song

I need to stop carving out four-hour chunks to do random things and go home and watch my children grow up.

Neil Patrick Harris

Home, Children, Stop

When I go to Afghanistan, I realized I've been spared, due to a random genetic lottery by being born to people who had the Means to get out. Every time I go to Afghanistan I am haunted by that.

Khaled Hosseini

Time, Realize, Means

This wretched brain gave way, and I became a wreck at random driven, without one reason or Glimpse of heaven.

Thomas Moore

Brain, Reason, Heaven

All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing out the first pitch at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how things are cool.

Jonah Hill

Life, Cool, Fun

There are good people who are dealt a bad hand by fate, and bad people who live long, comfortable, privileged lives. A small twist of fate can save a life or end; random chance is a permanent, powerful player in dmg each of our lives, and in human history as well.

Jeff Greenfield

Life, History, Good

I guess Twitter is the first thing that has been attractive to me as social media. I never felt the least draw to Facebook or MySpace. I've been involved in some tiny anonymously listservs, mainly in my ceaseless quest for novelty random, and sometimes while doing something that more closely resembles research.

William Gibson

Sometimes, Social, Research

At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective thing that can not win for everyone, and while the worst, a particular game just becomes a random symbol for petty tribal behavior.

John Carmack

Best, Game, Win

I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that was the whole world. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'

Will Ferrell

Cool, Mom, Thinking

Take a random selection of photographs of America in 2012 and 2002 and 1992 and, except for the skinny jeans and the porkpie hats, you'll be hard-pressed to tell the years are priority in the pictures were taken.

Graydon Carter

America, Tell, Pictures

If have to undergo safety checks preschool every morning, why does a random thug get to own an assault rifle?

Christine Pelosi

Morning, Safety, Thug

But I do not want massive layoffs of anyone - public or private. We are planning on shrinking government through attrition and reform, not through random pink slips.

Scott Walker

Government, Anyone, Public

Some people have a mistaken idea that all thoughts disappear through meditation and we enter a state of blankness. There certainly are times of great tranquility When concentration is strong and we have few, if any, thoughts. But other times, we can be flooded with memories, plans or random thinking. It's important not to blame yourself.

Sharon Salzberg

Great, Yourself, Strong

In the world at large, people are rewarded or punished in ways that are utterly Often random. In the garden, cause and effect, labor and reward, are re-coupled. Gardening makes sense in a senseless world. By extension, then, the more gardens in the world, the more justice, the more sense is created.

Andrew Weil

Gardening, Justice, Sense

I'm a random guy. I shake a hand and make a friend. I do not do selfish things.

Vanilla Ice

Friend, Hand, Guy

When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in His hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped the baby from her blankets. She was average size, with long thin fingers and a random assortment of toes. Her eyes were close set, and she had her father's hooked nose. It looked better on him.

Ayelet Waldman

God, Beautiful, Father

A rescue mission does not involve going in and just taking a child and leaving. You can not not choose just any child at random. Every kid has a case that is based on that child's original family. So, we made it over to a village, found the child: we were interacting with the child.

Jason Mraz

Family, Child, Leaving

I understand how hard it is to talk to people about MS. You do not want pity or random advice.

Teri Garr

Understand, Talk, Advice

No matter where I am, especially when I'm on tour around the country, Caesar salad is my standby. In a random city and eating in random, go to restaurants, you're kind of scared about trying things, but you can always count on a Caesar salad.

Sasha Cohen

Trying, Matter, Scared

I find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other Because of pro teams. But, like, everyone on the Red Sox is a random millionaire athlete from somewhere else.

Julian Casablancas

Funny, Hate, Else

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Random Funny Quotes About Life Funny Quotes And Sayings About Friends About Love About School Tumblr Taglog About Girls Wallpapers For Kids

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