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Ka-akit akit ka taong nagbabasa, maamo ang mukha, malamlam ang mata, ngiti sa iyong labi kahali-halina, kutis parang sanggol, sanggol ng GORILYA!

Alam ko dami ka friends, joker ka kasi. Alam ko dami ka admirers, iba ka kasi. Alam ko daming nagmamahal sa iyo, cute ka kasi. Pero madami man sila, kapag UMUTOT ka, lalayo din sila

Siguro nga hanggang dito na lang ako. Siguro nga hindi na ako magiging sentro ng atensyon mo. Ok lang, masaya na akong nasa gilid lang ako ng paningin mo – MUTA

[Trivia] Alam mo ba… na ang PUKE ay synonymous to VOMIT?.. Ano ulit ang basa mo?! Hahaha :-)

Alam kong may gusto ka sa akin. Bakit di mo pa ako seryosohin? Pero gusto ko malaman mo na hindi ako easy to get. Ngayong sem, gawin mo ang lahat para makuha ako. – UNO

Kapag nakatae ka sa classroom nyo, patunay lang yan na hindi ka ginugutom ng nanay mo.haha

Pila-pila lang. Walang tulakan. Lahat tayo makakalabas. – TAE … wahaha nagmamadali?

Bawat kabataan may karapatan. Karapatang gumala, umuwi anytime, makipagdate sa boyfriend or girlfriend. Magalit man parents mo, sabihin mo “Sa bahay na eto, ako ang batas” sabay takbo at sigaw “Joke lang Ma!”

You may be sitting all alone today. But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon. Tapos, pag puno na… Aalis na ang jeep! Ano ba akala mo? Tungkol na naman sa love? Hindi naman palaging ganon no! :D hehe

Whenever I text you, hindi ka talaga nagrereply. Kahit lang naman sana “Hi!”. Pero ok lang naman sakin yun. Ganyan naman talaga kayong mga cute eh. Galit kayo sa.. MAS CUTE sa inyo!

Two friends are discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," one friend says.

"How so?" his friend asks.

"Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was obsession. And then two years ago I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn't understand me."

"Was that not love?"

"No," he replies. "That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And everywhere I followed her on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach."

"Was that not love?" his friend asks.

"No," he replies. "That was motion sickness."

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:02 pm

One day you'll love me as I've loved you. One day you'll cry for me as I

cried for you. One day, you'll need me just like I needed you. One day you'll

want me but I wont want you

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:04 pm

ang buhay q?!

d kcng kulay ng buhay ng iba,

simple lang wlang kakaiba..

wlang maipagmamalaki..

ok lang naman sken kahit na ano..

basta nandyan ka, masaya na ako..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:09 pm

u cn call me selfsh wen all i wnt s ur love.. u cn call me helpless coz m

helplessly in love.. u cn call me imprfct bt hws prfct? tel me wat do m gonna

do? 2 prove dat m d only 1 4 u...

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:10 pm

i care 4 u but i can't show it.. i miss u but u dnt knw it.. ur in luv wid

sum1 els & i cant accept it.. coz i folen 4 u & i juz can't help it..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:12 pm

I LUV U! i2 kdlasang cnsabi ng 2 ngmamahalan..

pro s likod ng salitang i2, mrami ang nssaktan,

kya kung bbnggitin mo ang slitang i2,

s taong 22o wag s taong bato..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:12 pm

d dpat umasa lalo na,

kung alm mong meron cyang iba..

ang mhalaga and2 ako handang

mgmhal ng wlang hnhintay n kapalit..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:15 pm

Lam mo mis n kita..

ung mata mo at mukha mo..

ung kwentuhan ntin at asaran..

ung lakas ng twanan..

pro alam mo kung ano mis n mis ko?

ung saya kpg ikaw ang ksama ko..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:16 pm

pag may "ikaw" my "ako".

di aalis c "ako" kc mahal nya c "ikaw".

pag wala n c "ikaw" la na rin c "ako"..

bakit? kc c "ikaw" ang buhay ni "ako"..

ingat c "ikaw" dhil nag-aalala c "ako"..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:20 pm

Pag iniwan ba kita... Iiyak ka ba? Malulungkot?

Masasaktan? Magdaramdam? Cguro ako hindi...

Cguradong hindi... Kita iiwan

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:20 pm

pag mhal mo xa, sbihin mo..

khit alm mong wlang kapalit un..

ang mahalaga nalaman nya at kung sbihin nya "sori, hindi kta mhal.."

sbihin mo.. NAGKAMALI LANG NG SEND, *LOL!

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:22 pm

sbi nla mali dw mgmhal ng sobra..

mali dn daw ang kulang..

kailangan daw ung tama lang..

paano nga ba mgmhal ng tama?

kng ang alm kong tama ay higit p s sobra..

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Post by deyomornia on Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:22 pm

pasaway tlga ang puso..

sbing wag un cge pa rn! sbing tama na 2loy p rn!

cnu nga bang 22ong pasaway?

puso n wlang ginawa kundi mgmahal

ng 22o o utak na di marunong mgpaka22o?

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Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:34 pm

most hurful words that you don't want to hear:

"i didn't ask you to love me..

so don't expect me to love you back."

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Post by maria anjanette on Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:35 pm

it's weird how love strikes u at the most unexpected

time and somehow..in some way

it disappears at exactly d moment u are ready

to face it..