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I love singing Christmas carols. I know every harmony to every music-hall Christmas song.

Zooey Deschanel

Love, Song, Singing

There are a lot of Grinches out there that would like nothing better than to take any references to religion out of the holiday season.

Ernest Istook

Religion, Holiday, Season

Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion.

Ralph W. Sockman

Religion, Art, Science

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

Mary Ellen Chase

Mind, Children, State

I love being home at Christmastime.

Ashley Tisdale

Love, Home

I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten years. I used to go to bed to try and go to sleep to try and make it go faster.

Andrea Arnold

Time, Remember, Sleep

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.

Charles Dudley Warner

Lies, Value, Gift

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.

Frances Wright

Period, Pets, Expand

My Christmases have always just been very simple and about family.

Julie Roberts

Family, Simple

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.

Chris Van Allsburg

True, Culture, Old

At Christmas our house is like a Donnie and Marie Christmas Special.

Kevin Richardson

Special, House, Marie

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

Stephen Leacock

Spirit, Essence, Turns

There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.

Kristen Wiig

Laugh, Sweater

Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic.

Katharine McPhee

Time, Romantic, Year

In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. We open our home to those who are alone on this holiday to spread some warmth into the life of another.

Jeff Miller

Life, Alone, Society

'A Christmas Story' has always meant a lot to me personally.

Peter Billingsley

Story, Meant, Personally

I save every Christmas card. I keep them all.

Alison Sweeney

Keep, Save, Card

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

Phyllis McGinley

Time, Please, Dime

I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little kids extravagant gifts. You see their little faces light up and they get excited. If it's a really good gift, I love receiving it, like jewels, small islands.

Gina Gershon

Love, Good, Giving

Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.

Dennis Franz

Coming, White, Chicago

I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas.

Frank Butler

Behind, Lent

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.

Bryan White

Time, Happy, Matter

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

Marcelene Cox

Children, Election, Getting

I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence and just about everything that goes along with Christmas.

Hillary Scott

Love, Spirit, Excitement

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Mo Rocca

Goodness, Stuffed, Stocking

The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.

Olivia Williams

Best, Husband, Whatever

Christmas is taken very seriously in this household. I believe in Father Christmas, and there's no way I'd do anything to undermine that belief.

Carol Ann Duffy

Father, Seriously, Belief

People say I don't write books, I make Christmas presents.

Bryce Courtenay

Books, Presents

We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.

Ronald Reagan

War, Home, Whole

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas.

Ronald Reagan

Home, Talking, Whole

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Erma Bombeck

Morning, Child, Awake

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.

Richard Lamm

Time, Government, Kids

When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that's giving that's serving others and that's when you feel fulfilled.

Joel Osteen

Yourself, True, Others

I just think that it's strong and it's important that we recognize what the Christmas season is about; it's about the birth of our Savior, and there's a lot of pressure today to be politically correct ,but people are realizing, too, that you have to be open to express your faith what you want believe.

Joel Osteen

Faith, Today, Strong

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Jimmy Cannon

Lonely, Holiday, Rejected

In the United States Christmas has become the rape of an idea.

Richard Bach

Become, Idea, United

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Kin Hubbard

Spirit, Next, Tears

Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.

Orson Welles

Fall, Old, Off

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

Funny, Time, Lose

Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Richard Roeper

Thanksgiving, Away, Week

I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch.

Jose Mourinho

Good, Father, Game

I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.

Clarence Clemons

Train, Saxophone, Electric

I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things.

Richard Dawkins

Father, Accept, Tell

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time.

Jim Carrey

Time, Alone, Mother

You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but it's so worth it.

Caroline Kennedy

Sometimes, Kids, Worth

I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood.

Taylor Swift

Awesome, Place, Childhood

Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work.

Kobe Bryant

Work, Morning, Kids

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

Alice Cooper

Morning, School, End

Christmas makes everything twice as sad.

Douglas Coupland

Sad, Makes, Twice

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.

Harry Connick, Jr.