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“You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.” - Dr. Seuss

“You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.” - Dr. Seuss

“You’re really quite lucky! Some people are much more, oh, ever so much more, oh, muchly much-much more unlucky than you!” - Dr. Seuss

“You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.” - Dr. Seuss

“You’ll be on your way up! You’ll be seeing great sights! You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.” - Dr. Seuss

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” - Dr. Seuss

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.” - Dr. Seuss

“You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.” - Dr. Seuss

“You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?” - Dr. Seuss

“With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.” - Dr. Seuss

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” - Dr. Seuss

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible

with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Seuss

“Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.” - Dr. Seuss

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” - Dr. Seuss

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” - Dr. Seuss

“Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So… get on your way.” - Dr. Seuss

“Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.” - Dr. Seuss

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!” - Dr. Seuss

“Think and wonder, wonder and think.” - Dr. Seuss

“Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you.” - Dr. Seuss

“They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!” - Dr. Seuss

“There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.” - Dr. Seuss

“The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.” - Dr. Seuss

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.” - Dr. Seuss

“So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.” - Dr. Seuss

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act.” - Dr. Seuss

“Remember me and smile, for it’s better to forget than to remember me and cry.” - Dr. Seuss

“Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. Oh! The places you’ll go!” - Dr. Seuss

“Only you can control your future.” - Dr. Seuss

“Oh, the things you can find if you don’t stay behind!” - Dr. Seuss

“Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be

won. And the magical things you can do.” - Dr. Seuss

“Not here, not there, not anywhere!” - Dr. Seuss

“Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun. But you have to know how.” - Dr. Seuss

“Kid, you’ll move mountains! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So…get on your way!” - Dr. Seuss

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you’re really quite lucky. - Dr. Seuss

“It’s a troublesome world. All the people who’re in it are troubled with troubles almost every minute. You ought to be thankful, a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not.” - Dr. Seuss

“It’s opener, out there, in the wide, open air.” - Dr. Seuss

“It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.” - Dr. Seuss

“It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all.” - Dr. Seuss

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” - Dr. Seuss

“If you’d never been born, then you might be an Isn’t! An Isn’t has no fun at all. No, he disn’t.” - Dr. Seuss

“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.” - Dr. Seuss

“If you keep your eyes open enough, oh the stuff you will learn. Oh the most wonderful stuff.” - Dr. Seuss

“If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.” - Dr. Seuss

“I’m sorry to say so but, sadly it’s true that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you.” - Dr. Seuss

“I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone.” - Dr. Seuss

“I’m afraid sometimes you’ll play lonely games too, games you can’t win because you’ll play against you.” - Dr. Seuss

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” - Dr. Seuss

“I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.” - Dr. Seuss

“I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.” - Dr. Seuss

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!” - Dr. Seuss

“I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.” - Dr. Seuss

“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues!” - Dr. Seuss

“How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?” - Dr. Seuss

“He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” - Dr. Seuss

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!” - Dr. Seuss

“For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.” - Dr. Seuss

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” - Dr. Seuss

“Fame you’ll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don’t because sometimes they won’t.” - Dr. Seuss

“Everything stinks till it’s finished.” - Dr. Seuss

“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

“Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.” - Dr. Seuss

“Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more …” - Dr. Seuss

“But now, says the Once-ler, “now that you’re here, the word of the Lorax seems perfectly clear. UNLESS

someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” - Dr. Seuss

“Being crazy isn’t enough.” - Dr. Seuss

“Be yourself and the people that don’t mind are the people that matter.” - Dr. Seuss

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t

mind.” - Dr. Seuss

“Be awesome! Be a book nut!” - Dr. Seuss

“ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, ‘Act swiftly awesome pacyderm!” - Dr. Seuss

“And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!” - Dr. Seuss

“And when you’re alone there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go

on.” - Dr. Seuss

“And the turtles, of course…all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.” - Dr. Seuss

“All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they’re good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush…..Him I could do without.” - Dr. Seuss

“All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot!” - Dr. Seuss

“Adults are obsolete children.” - Dr. Seuss

“A person’s a person, no matter how small.” - Dr. Seuss