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Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

It's possible; you can never know that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they dare not realise.

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.

The most important things in life aren't things.

To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

There is no wealth but life.

One must work and dare if one really wants to live.

Live every act fully, as if it were your last.

To be awake is to be alive.

Lord, let me live until I die.

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

We cannot truly face life until we face the fact that it will be taken away from us.

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.

We deem those happy who from the experience of life have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them.

We don't accomplish anything in this world alone... and whatever happens is the result of the whole tapestry of one's life and all the weavings of individual threads from one to another that creates something.

We have no choice of what color we're born or who our parents are or whether we're rich or poor. What we do have is some choice over what we make of our lives once we're here.

We live in deeds, not years: In thoughts not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. We should count time by heartthrobs. He most lives who thinks most, feels the noblest, acts the best.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We will often find compensation if we think more of what life has given us and less about what life has taken away.

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.