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“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”

― Marilyn Monroe

tags: attributed-no-source, girls, love 17169 likes like

Marilyn Monroe

“All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.”

― Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, girls 6033 likes like

Coco Chanel

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

― Coco Chanel

tags: beauty, class, fashion, girls, women 4643 likes like

Lilith Saintcrow

“Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”

― Lilith Saintcrow, Strange Angels

tags: girls, inspirational, pretty, strength, women 2595 likes like

Coco Chanel

“A girl should be two things: who and what she wants.”

― Coco Chanel, The Gospel According to Coco Chanel: Life Lessons from the World's Most Elegant Woman

tags: be-yourself, empowerment, girls, identity, individuality, self-determination, women 1917 likes like

J.K. Rowling

“You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

tags: girls 1602 likes like

J.D. Salinger

“That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.”

― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

tags: girls, holden 1536 likes like

J.K. Rowling

“Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

tags: girls, revenge 1489 likes like

Mae West

“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”

― Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West

tags: ambition, disobedience, empowerment, girls, goodness, naughty, promiscuity, risque, self-determination, wickedness, women 1371 likes like

J.K. Rowling

“Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.

I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…

I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’

‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’

What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!

I’ve got two daughters who will have to make their way in this skinny-obsessed world, and it worries me, because I don’t want them to be empty-headed, self-obsessed, emaciated clones; I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.”

― J.K. Rowling

tags: character, fat, girls, j-k-rowling 875 likes like

Zayn Malik

“This is for girls who have the tendency to stay up at night listening to music that reminds them of their current situation. Who hide their fears, hurt, pain and tears under the smiles, laughs and giggles on a daily basis. The girls who wear their heart on their sleeve. The girls who pray that things will work out just once and they'll be satisfied. The girls who sceam and cry to their pillows because everyone else fails to listen. The girls who have so many secrets but wont tell a soul. The girls who have mistakes and regrets as a daily moral. The girls that never win. The girls that stay up all night thinking about that one boy and hoping that he'll notice her one day. The girls who take life as it comes, to the girls who are hoping that it'll get better somewhere down the road. For the girls who love with all their heart although it always gets broken. To girls who think it's over. To real girls, to all girls: You're beautiful.”

― Zayn Malik

tags: beautiful, girls, heart, heart-break, one-direction 743 likes like

J.D. Salinger

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?”

― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

tags: girls, holden 679 likes like

Ally Carter

“Not knowing you can't do something, is sometimes all it takes to do it.”

― Ally Carter

tags: ally, carter, gallagher, girls, inspirational 641 likes like

J.K. Rowling

“Well, wouldn't it have been easier if she'd just asked me whether I liked her better than you?"

"Girls don't often ask questions like that," said Hermione.

"Well, they should!" said Harry forcefully.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

tags: girls 458 likes like

Jeffrey Eugenides

“We felt the imprisonment of being a girl, the way it made your mind active and dreamy, and how you ended up knowing which colors went together. We knew that the girls were our twins, that we all existed in space like animals with identical skins, and that they knew everything about us though we couldn’t fathom them at all. We knew, finally, that the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them.”

― Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides

tags: girls 396 likes like

Megan McCafferty

“Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.”

― Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts

tags: boys, friendship, girls 332 likes like

“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked at all times.”

― Betsey Johnson

tags: boys, fashion, girls 310 likes like

Eoin Colfer

“In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.”

― Eoin Colfer, Half-Moon Investigations

tags: boys, girls, half-moon, investigations, mystery 279 likes like

Sarah Dessen

“I don't know," I said. "What else did you do for your first eighteen years?"

"Like I said," he said as I unlocked the car, "I'm not so sure that you should go by my example."

"Why not?"

"Because I have my regrets," he said. "Also, I'm a guy. And guys do different stuff."

"Like ride bikes?" I said.

"No," he replied. "Like have food fights. And break stuff. And set off firecrackers on people's front porches. And..."

"Girls can't set off firecrackers on people's front porches?"

"They can," he said... "But they're smart enough not to. That's the difference.”

― Sarah Dessen, Along for the Ride

tags: along-for-the-ride, auden, boys, eli, firecrackers, girls, quest, sarah-desson 273 likes like

Julie Anne Peters

“Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl.”

― Julie Anne Peters, Keeping You a Secret

tags: girls, lesbian, love, romance 256 likes like

Rachel Hill

“Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”

― Rachel Hill, A Girls Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff

tags: boyfriends, boys, chocolate, girls, humor, manga, reardon, simile, young-adult 255 likes like

Ellen Hopkins

“Girls get screwed.

Not that kind of screwed, what I mean is, they're always on the short end of things.

The way things work, how

guys feel great, but make girls feel

cheap for doing

exactly what

they beg for.

The way they get to play you,

all the while claiming they

love you and making you

believe it's

true.

The way it's okay to gift their heart one day, a backhand the next,

to move on to the apricot

when the peach blushes and bruises.

These things make me believe God's a man after all.”

― Ellen Hopkins, Crank

tags: girls, guys, life, truth 213 likes like

Hilary Thayer Hamann

“Boys will be boys, that's what people say. No one ever mentions how girls have to be something other than themselves altogether. We are to stifle the same feelings that boys are encouraged to display. We are to use gossip as a means of policing ourselves -- this way those who do succumb to sex but are not damaged by it are damaged instead by peer malice. Girls demand a covenant because if one gives in, others will be expected to do the same. We are to remain united in cruelty, ignorance, and aversion. Or we are to starve the flesh from our bones, penalizing the body for its nature, castigating ourselves for advances we are powerless to prevent. We are to make false promises then resist the attentions solicited. Basically we are to become expert liars. (p. 65)”

― Hilary Thayer Hamann, Anthropology of an American Girl

tags: boys, girls, hamann, identity, masks, sexuality 188 likes like

Katie Alender

“That's the pathetic thing about high school. Everyone tries so hard to be something they aren't. It's gotten so I don't know who I am, so how can I even try to be who I am, much less who I'm not?

My problem is that I don't even fit in with the misfits.

I don't fit anywhere.”

― Katie Alender, Bad Girls Don't Die

tags: bad, don-t-die, girls, high-school 182 likes like

Bethany Hamilton

“Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice.”

― Bethany Hamilton, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board

tags: courage, girls, women 160 likes like

Garrison Keillor

“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.”

― Garrison Keillor

tags: bikini, girls, men, sex, sexuality 155 likes like

Jane Austen

“To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain the first fifteen years of her life than a beauty from her cradle can ever receive.”

― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

tags: adolescence, beauty, girls, prettiness 136 likes like

Justin Bieber

“Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time)

Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time)

One time.

When I met ya girl my heart when knock (knock knock)

Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop (stop stop)

Even love is a struggle and it's all we got.

So we gun keep keep climbing to the mountain top.

'Cause your world, is my world, and my breath is your breath, and my heart is yours...”

― Justin Bieber

tags: actors, girls, inspirational, love, singers, talent 112 likes like

Libba Bray

“Sometimes I just want to go in a room and break things and scream. Like, it’s so much pressure all the time and if you get upset or angry, people say, ‘Are you on the rag of something?’ And it’s like I want to say, ‘No. I’m just pissed off right now. Can’t I just be pissed off? How come that’s not okay for me?’ Like my dad will say, ‘I can’t talk to you when you’re hysterical.’ And I’m totally not being hysterical! I’m just mad. And he’s the one losing it. But then I feel embarrassed anyway. So I slap on that smile and pretend everything’s okay even though it’s not.”

― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

tags: anger, girls, teens 95 likes like

C. JoyBell C.

“Women waste so much time wearing no perfume. As for me, in every step that I have taken in life, I have been accompanied by an exquisite perfume!”

― C. JoyBell C.