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Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?

Buddy

You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa

Buddy

[To fake Santa] You sit on a throne of LIES.

Buddy

Did you hear that?

Buddy

First we'll make snowangels for 2 hours, then we'll to go skating, then we'll eat a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we'll snuggle!

Buddy

I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins [elves gasp]

Buddy

[in a public restroom, looking over the wall into the neighboring stall] Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

Buddy

Us elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

Buddy

[to wild racoon] Does some one need a hug? (racoon attacks him) I just wanted a hug!

Buddy

This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.

Buddy

First, I went through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then, I went past the twirly, swirly gumdrops. And after that: I went through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy

Morning Sarah, that's a very nice purple dress, it's very purpley

Buddy

Miles Finch: DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD! (silence in Walter's office) I'll be there tomorrow. 71 degrees.

Buddy: I'm singing/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing!/I'm in a store/and I'm siiiiiingiiiiing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes there is! Gimbel's Manager: No is not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager: No is not Buddy: Especially when we build toys! [Back to Jovie] Buddy: See?

“I’m singing … I’m in a store and I’m singing … I’M IN A STORE AND I’M SINGING!”

“I’m a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.”

“Buddy the Elf! What’s your favorite color?”

“First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

“Have you seen these toilets?! THEY’RE GINORMOUS!”

”SANTA!!! OH MY GOD! SANTA’S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!”

“You Stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa!”

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!”

Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times.

Walter

Elf – James Caan

Walter Elf Movie, Love, Movie

1 – Elf Movie Quote by Walter

Walter

I don’t care where you go. I don’t care that you’re an elf! I don’t care that you’re nuts! I don’t care that you’re my son! Get out of my life! Now!

Walter

Elf – James Caan

Walter Elf Movie, Life, Movie, nuts

4 – Elf Movie Quote by Jovie

Jovie

Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?

Jovie

Elf – Zooey Deschanel

Jovie Elf Movie, Movie

68 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

You sit on a throne of lies.

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

9 – Elf Movie Quote by Papa Elf

Papa Elf

Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you.

Papa Elf

Elf – Bob Newhart

Papa Elf Elf Movie, Movie

12 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

Does somebody need a hug?

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

66 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, job, Movie

47 – Elf Movie Quote by Santa

Santa from Elf movie

Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.

Santa

Elf – Edward Asner

Santa Christmas, Elf Movie, Movie

54 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Christmas, Elf Movie, Movie

49 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

SON of a NUTcracker!

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

42 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

Oh, I forgot to give you a hug!

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

67 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

35 – Elf Movie Quote by Jovie

Jovie

It tastes like a crappy cup of coffee.

Jovie

Elf – Zooey Deschanel

Jovie Elf Movie, Movie

6 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, Movie

13 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

Don’t tell him what you want, he’s a liar.

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell

Buddy Elf Movie, liar, Movie

10 – Elf Movie Quote by Buddy

Buddy

Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!

Buddy

Elf – Will Ferrell