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Hey TL, for my school yearbook, each senior has to submit a quote that shows up under his/her picture. Does anyone have any GOOD quotes that are deep/funny/inspirational etc. Good as in, nothing inappropriate or none of those poor SC puns/jokes which aren't very funny.

So far I can only think of a few...

“It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.”

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”

Empyrean September 16 2008 09:18. Posts 16530 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Look at all these w's which only serve to mess up your formatting: WWWWWWWWWW"

[Don't intentionally break the layout with text. - Mod]Last edit: 2008-09-16 09:32:49

ATeddyBear Canada. September 16 2008 09:19. Posts 2780 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"A real man's pride are in his zealots."

Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.

Pressure September 16 2008 09:22. Posts 7323 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty." - Mahatma Gandhi

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi

Ozarugold September 16 2008 09:23. Posts 2716 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Only a fool quotes himself." -(your name)

this is my quote.

BroOd Austin. September 16 2008 09:24. Posts 10790 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde

shavingcream66 United States. September 16 2008 09:27. Posts 1219 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

wow. the quote by oscar wilde is pretty good

Oracle Canada. September 16 2008 09:27. Posts 411 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

i wouldnt use like an inspiratonal/motivational quote... seems kind of awkward for a yearbook imo.. id aim for a funny pun sort of thing

Chuiu September 16 2008 09:28. Posts 3470 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. "+ Show Spoiler +

♞

Pads England. September 16 2008 09:32. Posts 3211 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching and play like you are the best.

- Aurora GreenwayLast edit: 2008-09-16 09:33:10

#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!

stanley_ United States. September 16 2008 09:36. Posts 816 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Stole this from jeremy, not exact but still the paraphrased idea

One day I was praying by my bedside talking to god, I opened my eyes and i was talking to myself.

hoorah

SnowFantasy September 16 2008 09:37. Posts 3781 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Highschool is like toilet paper.. You only miss it when it's gone.

ktp United States. September 16 2008 09:39. Posts 797 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Jeremy spoke in class today"

-Eddie Vedder

Then proceed to commit suicide.

saltywaffles United States. September 16 2008 09:39. Posts 86 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

On September 16 2008 09:37 SnowFantasy wrote:

Highschool is like toilet paper.. You only miss it when it's gone.

This.

it's what i used for mine actually ^^

GrandInquisitor * New York City. September 16 2008 09:39. Posts 8311 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"A black belt is just a white belt who never quit."

"In a way it is even humiliating to watch coal-miners working. It raises in you a momentary doubt about your own status as an 'intellectual' and a superior person generally. For it is brought home to you, at least while you are watching, that it is only because miners sweat their guts out that superior persons can remain superior. You and I and the editor of the Times Lit. Supp., and the poets and the Archbishop of Canterbury and Comrade X, author of Marxism for Infants--all of us really owe the comparative decency of our lives to poor drudges underground, blackened to the eyes, with their throats full of coal dust, driving their shovels forward with arms and belly muscles of steel."

-George Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?

Ideas United States. September 16 2008 09:41. Posts 7474 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

My senior quote was "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets?" - Castevania

Any quote will do as long as you don't fucking quote 311. I don't know how many fucking people in my school quoted them >.<Last edit: 2008-09-16 09:43:25

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Butigroove Seychelles. September 16 2008 09:52. Posts 2059 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Mines was:

"Silicon parts are made for toys."

I tried to put "No glove: no love." but they did not let me

beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings

clazziquai September 16 2008 09:54. Posts 6685 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"My life for Aiur."

#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~

Titusmaster6 United States. September 16 2008 09:54. Posts 3464 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Get money stay true!

Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.

OmgIRok Taiwan. September 16 2008 09:56. Posts 2699 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Never gonna give it up, Never gonna let it down..." ~ Serial Rickroller

Though my quote was pretty weak by comparison, one of my friends used a quote by Plato: "The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know." At least that's what I think it was. I rather liked it.

~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~

DamageControL United States. September 16 2008 10:04. Posts 3898 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

On September 16 2008 09:24 BroOd wrote:

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

Oscar Wilde

This is actually an inevitability. We are who we are with, the culture we live in, to some extent everyone conforms.

Liquid'Hero | SKT T1

LordofAscension United States. September 16 2008 10:05. Posts 588 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smilling and everyone around you is crying."

- Raghda Zaid ( aka Baghdad Girl)

"Weep if you must, Parting is hell, But life goes on, So sing as well" -Joyce Grenfell

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." —Goethe

~LoA

~WelCoMe tO My rEaLm SC:L - sclegacy.com

goldenkrnboi United States. September 16 2008 10:07. Posts 2983 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Whenever you're feeling extremely competitive, just remind yourself that you already won the big one."

+ Show Spoiler +Last edit: 2008-09-16 10:08:22

Baby #1 Fan! 1994 Fighting! THIS IS PROTOSS!!! THIS IS KANG MIN!!!!!

CaucasianAsian Korea (South). September 16 2008 10:08. Posts 10864 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

If defeat has more to teach us than victory, then perhaps a defeat is victory unto itself?

You must learn to allow patience and stillness to take over from anxiety and frantic activity... The good player is patient. He is observant, controlling his patience, and organizing his composure. When he sees an opportunity, he explodes.

A tiny leak will sink a great ship

paper September 16 2008 10:12. Posts 11234 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"Honeys play me close like butter play toast."Last edit: 2008-09-16 10:13:00

Disregard China. September 16 2008 10:14. Posts 8540 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Colbert quotes.

"Architects know nothing about everything"

Ra.Xor.2 United States. September 16 2008 10:27. Posts 1569 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

If music be the food of love, play on. - Shakespeare

There are only two things that are inevitable in life, Death and Taxes. - Ben Franklin

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea - Eric Cantona.

#1 Flash Fan

teh.pwnerer Canada. September 16 2008 10:32. Posts 110 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

I know the quote I'm gonna use: "The unexamined life is not worth living."

Damn I'm cool.

Mass Dark Archons FTW

JeeJee Canada. September 16 2008 10:35. Posts 5404 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. -Will Rogers

edit: actually i like this one

"Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time, but with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit."

-lance armstrong xDLast edit: 2008-09-16 11:15:54

(\o/) If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.

/_\ aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺) TL+ Member

Insane Lane United States. September 16 2008 10:36. Posts 397 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"I'll split you in more pieces than when Jesus broke bread"

-CunninLynguists

H New Zealand. September 16 2008 10:36. Posts 5934 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

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[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi ownz | RIP _

Mindcrime United States. September 16 2008 10:37. Posts 6318 Gift TL+ Profile #

Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

shavingcream66 United States. September 16 2008 10:46. Posts 1219 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

"George Bush: great president or greatest president?"

-stephen colbert

zXk3 Mexico. September 16 2008 10:47. Posts 1169 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

you and your friends should figure out how to rick roll the yearbook

No soy dominante, solo tengo mejores ideas...| Sorry Oshi, 4-1 shows that im better than you =D i wont do any more mistakes now

Skittled United States. September 16 2008 10:50. Posts 160 Gift TL+ Profile #

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

mo money mo problems

Titusmaster6 United States. September 16 2008 10:54. Posts 3464 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Is is gay if it doesn't feel wrong?

You will lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money.

Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.

ahrara_ Afghanistan. September 16 2008 10:54. Posts 1715 Gift TL+ Profile Blog #

Please do not use anything remotely "inspirational" or "wise". If you do, it will either turn out stupid ("Why'd you have to make life so complicated?!?!?!" - Avril Lavigne), pretentious ("The territorial indignation of nations in the determination of sovereignty is emotionally undignified" - Mitchell Kissinger Neitzsche Plato the 3rd, PhD.), or cliche (GANDHI GANDHI GANDHI). Instead, distinguish yourself with something funny that shows you're about the only guy who doesn't take himself way too seriously: "STOP! Hammer time!"Last edit: 2008-09-16 10:55:27

in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate

Red9 United States. September 16 2008 10:58. Posts 64 Gift TL+ Profile #

lol i wish i would have used "STOP! Hammer time!" that's awesome hahaha

Hittegods Stockholm. September 16 2008 11:13. Posts 4628 Gift TL+ Profile #

When I die I'll got to heaven, because I've spent my time in hell.