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The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Eminem

Life, Truth, Happen

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

Albert Einstein

Others, Sometimes, Question

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Hunter S. Thompson

Else, Paid, Locked

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield

Said, Opinion, Ugly

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

W. C. Fields

Women, Doubt, Question

If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.

John F. Kennedy

Life, Enough, Anyone

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Charles Bukowski

Lives, Truly, Horrible

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

Jimi Hendrix

Heaven, Craziness

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Mitch Hedberg

Understand, Drive, Imagine

One is very crazy when in love.

Sigmund Freud

Love

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.

Angelina Jolie

Good, Sexy, Place

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

Nora Ephron

Fine, Sure, Insane

Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.

Robert G. Allen

Understand, Dream, Succeed

What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.

Barbra Streisand

Stubborn, Exciting, Stronger

Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.

Sigmund Freud

Dreams, Often, Profound

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.

Chris Rock

Children, Talk, Sacrifice

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.

Ernest Hemingway

Poet, Poets, Bin

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.

Mike Tyson

Men, Jesus, Again

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

H. L. Mencken

Ignorant, Making, Newspaper

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

President, Either, Wants

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.

Hunter S. Thompson

Art, Yourself, Remember

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Hunter S. Thompson

May, Die

The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.

Hunter S. Thompson

Old, Cruel, Room

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

Waylon Jennings

May, Insane, Keeps

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

Steven Wright

Funny, Sense, Matter

“Being crazy isn't enough.”

― Dr. Seuss

tags: crazy 5396 likes like

George Carlin

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

tags: crazy, men, stupid, truth, women 5029 likes like

Jarod Kintz

“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

tags: absurd, crazy, funny, funny-and-random, humor, love, passion, romance, strange 2849 likes like

Albert Einstein

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”

― Albert Einstein

tags: crazy, question, thought-provoking 1557 likes like

Hunter S. Thompson

“THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

― Hunter S. Thompson

tags: brinksmanship, crazy, crisis, insanity 1100 likes like

Haruki Murakami

“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.”

― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

tags: crazy 956 likes like

C. JoyBell C.

“She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy.”

― C. JoyBell C.

tags: belonging, belonging-to-someone, boy-meets-girl, craziness, crazy, heartwarming, inspirational-love, love, lovers, wonderful 732 likes like

R.A. Salvatore

“Sane is boring.”

― R.A. Salvatore

tags: boring, crazy, forgotten-realms, funny, humor, jarlaxle, salvatore, sane, servant-of-the-shard 585 likes like

Nora Ephron

“I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

― Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

tags: crazy, declarations-of-love, foibles, future, harry-burns, in-love, life, love, marriage-proposal, new-year-s-eve, romance, sally-albright, simple-life, simple-pleasures, true-love, when-harry-met-sally 533 likes like

Cassandra Clare

“And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.”

― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels

tags: city-of-fallen-angels, crazy, eric, funny, humor, love, teen, teenage-love 480 likes like

Susanna Kaysen

“Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.”

― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

tags: crazy, friendship, insanity, madness 331 likes like

Jarod Kintz

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”

― Jarod Kintz

tags: absurd, bizarre, blood, crazy, culinary, food, french-fries, funny, humor, ketchup, silly, surreal 323 likes like

Deb Caletti

“Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.”

― Deb Caletti, The Secret Life of Prince Charming

tags: crazy, feel, loss, pain, rejection, sad 283 likes like

Langston Hughes

“Looks like what drives me crazy

Don't have no effect on you--

But I'm gonna keep on at it

Till it drives you crazy, too.”

― Langston Hughes, Selected Poems

tags: craziness, crazy, evil, poetry 234 likes like

Salvador Dalí

“Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.

However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?"

Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.”

― Salvador Dalí, Dalí's Mustache

tags: crazy, dalí, humor, mustache 230 likes like

Weihui Zhou

“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.”

― Weihui Zhou

tags: crazy, intelligence, mad, madness, shanghai-baby 225 likes like

Lana Del Rey

“Who are you?

Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?

Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?

I have. I am fucking crazy.

But I am free.”

― Lana Del Rey

tags: born-to-die, crazy, dark-fantasy, elizabeth-woolridge-grant, experience, experiences, fantasies, fantasy, free, life, lyrics, me, music, pop, ride, single, song, who, you, yourself 217 likes like

Philip K. Dick

“When you are crazy you learn to keep quiet.”

― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

tags: crazy, quiet 197 likes like

Jarod Kintz

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person.”

― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

tags: absurd, crazy, friends, funny, loyalty, ridiculous, yalty 173 likes like

Jarod Kintz

“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard. ”

― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

tags: anger, crazy, decorate, decorating, forest, girlfriend, kill, love, squander, toilet-paper, trees, wild, yard 168 likes like

Jeaniene Frost

“I’ve never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)”

― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End

tags: crazy, jealousy, love 167 likes like

Susanna Kaysen

“Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can't go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family's mental health.”

― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted (Faber and Faber Screenplays) Screenplay based on the book

tags: crazy, family, mental-health 165 likes like

Laura Pritchett

“If you can't get what you want, you end up doing something else, just to get some relief. Just to keep from going crazy. Because when you're sad enough, you look for ways to fill you up.”

― Laura Pritchett, Sky Bridge: A Novel