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Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship.

Margaret Mead

Sister, Once, Within

The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.

Charles Kuralt

Love, Friends, Wealth

Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

David Ogden Stiers

Means, Left, Forgotten

I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.

LaToya Jackson

Future, Past, Together

Family is not an important thing. It's everything.

Michael J. Fox

If a country is to be corruption free and become a nation of beautiful minds, I strongly feel there are three key societal members who can make a difference. They are the father, the mother and the teacher.

A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

Teacher, Beautiful, Mother

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.

Desmond Tutu

God, Gift, Choose

Family is the most important thing in the world.

Princess Diana

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

George Bernard Shaw

Happy, Heaven, Earlier

A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.

Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Woman, Loving, Develop

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

George Bernard Shaw

May, Dance, Cannot

A man should never neglect his family for business.

Walt Disney

Business, Neglect

A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability.

Tom DeLay

Woman, Care, Takes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Cary Grant

Insanity, Runs

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Robert Frost

Life, Greatest, Hint Quote

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.

Alex Haley

Future, Past, Bridge

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

Barbara Bush

Means, Arms, Putting

My family is my strength and my weakness.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Strength, Weakness

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.

Bo Bennett

Time, Attitude, Home Quote

The family is one of nature's masterpieces.

George Santayana

Nature

He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy.

Chanakya

Fear, Happy, Sorrow

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

Bobby Darin

Makes, Guys, Maybe

Without a family, man, alone in the world, trembles with the cold.

Andre Maurois

Alone, Cold, Trembles

Cherish your human connections - your relationships with friends and family.

Barbara Bush

Friends, Cherish

I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within the parameters of your role, the whole pack succeeds, and when that falls apart, so does the pack.

Jodi Picoult

Rarely do members of the same family grow up under the same roof.

Richard Bach

Grow, Rarely, Roof

When trouble comes, it's your family that supports you.

Guy Lafleur

Trouble, Supports

One's family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this way: One of these days I'll be over in a hospital somewhere with four walls around me. And the only people who'll be with me will be my family.

Robert Byrd

Life, Days, Four

America cannot continue to lead the family of nations around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.

Mitt Romney

Home, America, Cannot

For me, nothing has ever taken precedence over being a mother and having a family and a home.

Jessica Lange

Home, Mother, Taken

I come from that society and there is a common thread, specifically family values - the idea that you do anything for your family, and the unconditional love for one's children.

Ednita Nazario

Love, Society, Children

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Charlie Sheen

Dad, School, Forever

I was born into the most remarkable and eccentric family I could possibly have hoped for.

Maureen O'Hara

Born, Remarkable, Eccentric

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.

Jerry Falwell

Respect, Children, Parents

If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at one's friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family.

Jasmine Guy

Love, Friends, Looking

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.

Lee Iacocca

Rock, Works, Steady

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back.

John Ruskin

Love, Great, Child

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Barbara Bush

Life, Ingredient

All of us grow up in particular realities - a home, family, a clan, a small town, a neighborhood. Depending upon how we're brought up, we are either deeply aware of the particular reading of reality into which we are born, or we are peripherally aware of it.

Chaim Potok

Home, Reality, Small

A family is a place where principles are hammered and honed on the anvil of everyday living.

Charles R. Swindoll

Living, Place, Everyday

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass'; 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'

Harmon Killebrew

Dad, Mother, Father

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

Ralph Fiennes

Humor, Sense, Shared

I've always put my family first and that's just the way it is.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Jim Carrey

Hell, Listen, Place

Dignity is not negotiable. Dignity is the honor of the family.

Vartan Gregorian

Honor, Dignity

The family is the test of freedom; because the family is the only thing that the free man makes for himself and by himself.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Freedom, Free, Makes

Little children are still the symbol of the eternal marriage between love and duty.

George Eliot

Love, Marriage, Children

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.

Jackie Kennedy

Faith, Thankful, Future

The family is the first essential cell of human society.

Pope John XXIII

Society, Essential, Cell

People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.

Douglas Coupland

The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have.

Ring Lardner

Both within the family and without, our sisters hold up our mirrors: our images of who we are and of who we can dare to be.

Elizabeth Fishel

Both, Within, Hold

A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss... That's the trade-off. But I'll take it all.

Brad Pitt

Love, Loss, Greater

There's nothing I value more than the closeness of friends and family, a smile as I pass someone on the street.

Willie Stargell

Smile, Friends, Value

I've given it my all. I've done my best. Now, I'm ready with my family to begin the next phase of our lives.

Richard M. Daley

Best, Lives, Ready

What must it be like for a little boy to read that daddy never loved mummy?

Princess Diana

Loved, Read, Boy

Women's natural role is to be a pillar of the family.

Grace Kelly

Women, Natural, Role

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

Fun, Whole

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

Josh Billings

Good, Woman, She

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.

Anita Baker

Home, Leave, Share

I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.

Janet Jackson

Happy, Mind, Baby

I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.

Jet Li

Help, Each

I don't think anyone has a normal family.

Edward Furlong

Normal, Anyone

First and foremost comes my family and my life with Brad. We have so much joy in raising our children and teaching them about the world that nothing really compares to that.

Angelina Jolie

Life, Children, Joy

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.

Elizabeth Edwards

Marriage, Work, Home

It is extraordinary that when you are acquainted with a whole family you can forget about them.

Gertrude Stein

Forget, Whole, Acquainted Quote

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

Will Durant

Nucleus

I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now.

Patty Duke

Life, Husband, High

Pray in your family daily, that yours may be in the number of the families who call upon God.

Christopher Love

God, May, Daily

My family is more important than my party.

Zell Miller

Party

My kids give me the balance to live right.

Celine Dion

Kids, Balance

The attempt to redefine the family as a purely voluntary arrangement grows out of the modern delusion that people can keep all their options open all the time.

Christopher Lasch

Time, Keep, Open

I grew up in a big family with a lot of kids around, and I definitely want to have children as well.

Heidi Klum

Children, Kids, Definitely

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy.

Marie Curie

Life, Women, Career

My life comes down to three moments: the death of my father, meeting my husband, and the birth of my daughter. Everything I did previous to that just doesn't seem to add up to very much.

Gwyneth Paltrow