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Life is too important to be taken seriously.

- Oscar Wilde

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

- John Wooden

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.

- Amelia Earhart

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

- Oscar Wilde

The road to success is always under construction.

- Lily Tomlin

I love my attitude problem.

- Anonymous

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

- Dalai Lama

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

- Walt Disney

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

- Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.

- Anonymous saying

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything

and the value of nothing.

- Oscar Wilde

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

- Anonymous

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

- W. C. Fields

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

- National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

- The Godfather, Part II (1974)

Those who believe they can do something

and those who believe they can't are both right.

- Henry Ford

You have enemies? Good.

That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

- Winston Churchill

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

- Confucius

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

- Bette Midler

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

- Will Rogers

All people know the same truth.

Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

- Woody Allen (Harry Block - Deconstructing Harry - 1997)

There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School,

one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun.

- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

- Mel Brooks

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

- Billy Wilder

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,

abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

- George Eliot

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

- Anonymous

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

- Yasser Arafat

Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!

- The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Half the world is composed of idiots,

the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

- Walter Kerr

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

- Edgar Bergen

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

- Mark Twain

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

-Erica Jong

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

- Mark Twain

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

- Isaac Asimov

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

- Oscar Wilde

Life's like Vegas.

You're up, you're down, but in the end the house always wins.

Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.

- Deconstructing Harry (1997)

You do not lead by hitting people over the head - that's assault, not leadership.