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Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything.

Muhammad Ali

Friendship, Learn, Learned

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

Albert Einstein

Education, Learned, Forgotten

My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.

Maya Angelou

Mother, Ignorance, Said

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

Katharine Hepburn

Change, Yourself, Father

The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.

Abraham Lincoln

Government, Philosophy, Generation

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Mark Twain

God, Place, Idiots

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Mark Twain

Education, Interfere

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Mark Twain

God, Idiot, Practice

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

Morning, True, High

He who opens a school door, closes a prison.

Victor Hugo

Door, Prison, Closes

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Theodore Roosevelt

Education, Car, May

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

Ronald Reagan

Secret, High, President

Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.

Benjamin Franklin

Experience, Learn, Fools

Say there's a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter - for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what that's saying is that he's living a fantasy life of rebellion.

Eminem

Life, Home, Nice

I remember when I was in high school I didn't have a new dress for each special occasion. The girls would bring the fact to my attention, not always too delicately. The boys, however, never bothered with the subject. They were my friends, not because of the size of my wardrobe but because they liked me.

Marilyn Monroe

Girl, Friends, Remember

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Woody Allen

Education, Teachers, Terrible

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

Vince Lombardi

Football, Study, Danger

I go to school the youth to learn the future.

Robert Frost

Future, Learn, Youth

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.

Robert Frost

Life, Book, Reason

I was a smart kid, but I hated school.

Eminem

Smart, Kid, Hated

The things that have been most valuable to me I did not learn in school.

Will Smith

Learn, Valuable

I didn't have nothin' going for me... school, home... until I found something I loved, which was music, and that changed everything.

Eminem

Music, Home, Loved

The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

America, Last, Willing

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.

George Santayana

Child, Educated, Uneducated

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Yogi Berra

Kids, Walk, Buy

Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

Erma Bombeck

High, Since, Reunion

You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year.

Henry Ford

Learn, Year, Next

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

Bill Cosby

Start, Show, Public

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Charlie Sheen

Family, Dad, Forever

I had a hit single on the radio for 30 days before I graduated from high school.

Will Smith

Single, Days, High

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

Lenny Bruce

Children, Jesus, Catholic

We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.

Robert Kiyosaki

Work, Money, Learn

The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones.

Henry Ward Beecher

Education, Church, Imperfect

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

Gracie Allen

Family, Teacher, Smart

I'd be satisfied just coaching in high school. I turned down a number of colleges when I was teaching in South Bend, Indiana, before I went into the service. I honestly believe that if I hadn't enlisted in the service, I would never have left high school teaching. I'm sure I would have never left.

John Wooden

Service, High, Sure

Throughout my life, I've always been really close with girls and made friends with girls. And I've always been a really sickly, feminine person anyhow, so I thought I was gay for a while because I didn't find any of the girls in my high school attractive at all.

Kurt Cobain

Life, Girl, Friends

We learned about gratitude and humility - that so many people had a hand in our success, from the teachers who inspired us to the janitors who kept our school clean... and we were taught to value everyone's contribution and treat everyone with respect.

Michelle Obama

Success, Respect, Gratitude

I am often amazed at how much more capability and enthusiasm for science there is among elementary school youngsters than among college students.

Carl Sagan

Science, College, Often

A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming better.

Henry Ward Beecher

Christian, Honest, Purpose

I've been actually really very pleased to see how much awareness was raised around bullying, and how deeply it affects everyone. You know, you don't have to be the loser kid in high school to be bullied. Bullying and being picked on comes in so many different forms.

Lady Gaga

Loser, Everyone, Bullying

A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.

H. L. Mencken

Children, Parents, Evil

Because in the school of the Spirit man learns wisdom through humility, knowledge by forgetting, how to speak by silence, how to live by dying.

Johannes Tauler

Wisdom, Knowledge, Silence

School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Billie Joe Armstrong

Life, Future, Perfect

Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?

John Keats

Soul, Necessary, Troubles

Education is that whole system of human training within and without the school house walls, which molds and develops men.

W. E. B. Du Bois

Education, Men, Training

In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Tom Bodett

Life, Test, Lesson

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

Steven Wright

Home, Loved, Listen

I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.

Steven Wright

Teacher, Face, Keep

I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

Steven Wright

Thinking, Remember, College

I was in enough to get along with people. I was never socially inarticulate. Not a loner. And that saved my life, saved my sanity. That and the writing. But to this day I distrust anybody who thought school was a good time. Anybody.

Stephen King

Life, Time, Good

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

Ambrose Bierce

Football, Philosophy, Morality

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.

Ron White

Learning, Smart, Mean

America's future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught; hence we must watch what we teach, and how we live.

Jane Addams

Home, Future, America

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo Philips

Life, Money, Good

I was born in Harlem, raised in the South Bronx, went to public school, got out of public college, went into the Army, and then I just stuck with it.

Colin Powell

College, Public, Born

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.

Edmund Burke

Learn, Example, Mankind

Normal people have an incredible lack of empathy. They have good emotional empathy, but they don't have much empathy for the autistic kid who is screaming at the baseball game because he can't stand the sensory overload. Or the autistic kid having a meltdown in the school cafeteria because there's too much stimulation.

Temple Grandin

Good, Game, Emotional

I think the future of psychotherapy and psychology is in the school system. We need to teach every child how to rarely seriously disturb himself or herself and how to overcome disturbance when it occurs.

Albert Ellis

Future, Child, Seriously

The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the burden of pursing his own education. This will not be a widely shared pursuit until we get over our odd conviction that education is what goes on in school buildings and nowhere else.

John W. Gardner

Education, Goal, Individual

To be born woman is to know - although they do not speak of it at school - women must labor to be beautiful.

William Butler Yeats

Women, Beautiful, Woman

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.

Dolly Parton

Poor, Kids, Depressing

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.

Clint Eastwood

Journey, Hear, Leaves

When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money.

Ray Bradbury

Money, Depression, High

My mom and I have always been really close. She's always been the friend that was always there. There were times when, in middle school and junior high, I didn't have a lot of friends. But my mom was always my friend. Always.

Taylor Swift

Mom, Friends, Friend

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.

Samuel Butler

Money, Children, Said

Growing up going to Christian school and the concept that you're born a sinner and you don't really have a choice to change who you are has been hammered into my head and created the entire reason why I made art and made a band and made records called 'Antichrist Superstar.'

Marilyn Manson

Change, Art, Reason

Let's face it. No kid in high school feels as though they fit in.

Stephen King

Face, High, Though

What I know is my music gets blamed for school shootings.

Marilyn Manson

Music, Blamed, Gets

I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President.

Hillary Clinton

End, Law, Married

Experience is a good school. But the fees are high.

Heinrich Heine

Experience, Good, High

Faith is part of who I am, yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most important thing I saw every single week on the wall at Sunday school was the Golden Rule.

Ellen DeGeneres

Faith, Single, Sunday

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

Dick Gregory

Home, Hate, Learned

When people ask me if I went to film school I tell them, 'no, I went to films.'

Quentin Tarantino

Film, Tell, Ask

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

Stephen King

Time, Home, Writing

You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.

Clint Eastwood

Men, Stupid, Trying