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There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

Kenneth H. Cooper

Diet, Control, Stress

Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

Hedy Lamarr

Fine, House, Knew

I was probably more scared of my high school exams than I was of the Oscars. At the time you think it's everything and if you don't do well, your life's over. Opportunities are gone. So the more you do it, the less the fear is present.

Hugh Jackman

Life, Time, Fear

Conservative women in politics run a punishing gauntlet. They endure psychological evaluations and near-gynecological exams their male and liberal counterparts do not.

Mark McKinnon

Politics, Women, Liberal

President Obama still places far too much emphasis on relentless testing with standardized exams.

Jonathan Kozol

Far, President, Places

I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage.

Edith Evans

Courage, Acting, Exam

I enjoyed school, I was a bit of a square. I did very well in exams. I was quite lucky I was academic.

Cat Deeley

School, Lucky, Quite

One of the great failings of our education system is that we tend to focus on those who are succeeding in exams, and there are plenty of them. But what we should also be looking at, and a lot more urgently, is those who fail.

Michael Morpurgo

Education, Great, Focus

I wouldn't want to try to adapt something of my own. It would be like going back to school and doing all my exams again.

Kazuo Ishiguro

School, Again, Adapt

To apply for a gifted program, children as young as 4 are required to sit through hour-long verbal exams.

Hanna Rosin

Children, Young, Sit

We take our kids for physical vaccinations, dental exams, eye checkups. When do we think to take our - our son or daughter for a mental health checkup?

Gordon Smith

Health, Son, Kids

I was never very good at exams, having a poor memory and finding the examination process rather artificial, and there never seemed to be enough time to follow up things that really interested me.

Paul Nurse

Time, Good, Enough

Unfortunately, the real achievements of children on the ground became debased and devalued because Labor education secretaries sounded like Soviet commissars praising the tractor production figures when we know that those exams were not the rock-solid measures of achievement that children deserve.

Michael Gove

Education, Children, Deserve

I was still young when I missed Beijing. I was favourite to win a medal but I knew I had time. My coach advised me to stay at school and finish my exams. Even if I had gone and won the Olympics, I might not have handled the pressure. So I moved on.

David Rudisha

Time, School, Win

I'm visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I'm going to graduate.

Daniela Hantuchova

School, Year, High

All my family has very good mathematical abilities - like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school - on any maths exams I'd get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

Rebel Wilson

Family, Good, Hate

I got expelled from high school, and then did my exams from home. I decided, through that experience, that I was going to expediate my plan and didn't go to university. Instead, I went to a community college and studied the theory and history of film with the idea that I wanted to write and direct.

Charlie Hunnam

Home, History, Experience

I did not like prizes at school. I didn't like tests or exams, or the 11+, or O-levels. Later I hated B.A.s and M.A.s. The reason I hated them is that I don't like being tested, failed or falsely praised by anyone.

Billy Childish

School, Reason, Anyone

When I went to medical school, the term 'digital' applied only to rectal exams.

Eric Topol

Medical, School, Digital

Do I think I'm under-educated? Academically, absolutely. I never took any exams, no O- or A-levels.

Hayley Mills

Took, Absolutely

I crammed my exams in London and did fine.

Rhona Mitra

Fine, London, Crammed

I'm entirely uneducated. I went to public school - public in the American sense - a blue-collar, working-class school. I never got a scholarship, I left when I was 15, never did any exams.

Rupert Graves

School, Sense, Public

During the holidays, everyone needs a break from studying for exams and Christmas shopping. I wanted to put together a diverse tour that rocks in many musical directions but always points to Christ.

TobyMac

Christmas, Together, Everyone

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.

Karl von Frisch

Philosophy, Faculty, Zoology

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

Kenny Cunningham

Football, Career, Looking

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.

Len Dawson

World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,

So i wrote answers which they don't know.

Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,

kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,

Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..

aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho

K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye

Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do

Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?

RESULT AA GAYA. :-(

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai

us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai

yeh galat hai

EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:

TENSION AAJ KAL.

PACK UP SID.

WANTED 35.

PASSING DREAMS.

AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.

MARKS MILE.

3 FAILUR

2 teams..

5 matches..

1 venue..

8 days more to go..

war b/w the most thrilling ever

12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.

catch d live action starting on 3 march.

YYAAAHHHO000..!

Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho

Gayi..

Pen

Pencil

Scale

Eraser

Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..

Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.

But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.

A SMS 4rm

'SSF'

'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'

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