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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Rita Rudner

Love, Great, Bad

If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up and infidelity.

Jean Baudrillard

Love, Infidelity, Language

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Steve Martin

Woman, Stand, Another

Few things tend more to alienate friendship than a want of punctuality in our engagements. I have known the breach of a promise to dine or sup to break up more than one intimacy.

William Hazlitt

Friendship, Few, Break

Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at.

Bill Ayers

Home, Parents, Rich

When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death.

Dennis Quaid

Death, Whole, Break

Too many couples break up without understanding the consequences for their families.

Iain Duncan Smith

Break, Couples, Families

I did not break up the Beatles. You can't have it both ways. If you're going to blame me for breaking the Beatles up, you should be thankful that I made them into myth rather than a crumbling group.

Yoko Ono

Thankful, Blame, Group

Urban America has been redlined. Government has not offered tax incentives for investment, as it has in a dozen foreign markets. Banks have redlined it. Industries have moved out, they've redlined it. Clearly, to break up the redlining process, there must be incentives to green-line with hedges against risk.

Jesse Jackson

Government, America, Risk

Continents may break up, continents may emerge, but the human race is immortal in its origin and in its growth, and there is nothing to be afraid of, even if the foundations of the earth be moved.

Annie Besant

May, Earth, Afraid

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Shia LaBeouf

Understand, Talk, Golf

I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.

Simon Cowell

Good, Break

Groups break up because they never got across what they wanted to do personally, and they have creative differences, and egos start to clash.

Kendrick Lamar

Start, Creative, Break

The objectification of females is not a good thing! Not every rapper does this, but when the lyrics focus solely on the strip club, 'poppin' bottles' and how many girls they can 'tap,' it distorts what kids are learning. I think if there was more of a female presence in hip hop we could break up the monotony. It's all about balance.

Queen Latifah

Learning, Good, Girl

It's sad when people break up.

Pete Townshend

Sad, Break

Break up the printing presses and you break up rebellion.

Dudley Nichols

Break, Printing, Rebellion

Drugs ruin peoples lives, break up families and have disastrous effects on our communities.

Adam Rickitt

Lives, Break, Families

It's an unwritten rule - girl friends' boyfriends are off limits, even after they break up.

Kristin Cavallari

Girl, Friends, Off

The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.

Matthew McConaughey

Romantic, Together, Comedy

There's a really unique relationship between a single parent and their child. Marriages so easily break up. There's kind of this temporary deal about marriages. That's one of the things that makes it stressful, and that's something that's nonexistent in a parent-child relationship.

Jeremy Sisto

Single, Child, Between

A band is a good way to break up a friendship.

Julian Casablancas

Friendship, Good, Break

I mean, I was born the day war broke out, but I don't remember all the bombs though they did actually break up Liverpool, you know. I remember when I was a little older, there was big gaps in all the streets where houses used to be. We used to play over them.

Ringo Starr

War, Mean, Remember

Slavery didn't break up the black families as much as liberal welfare rules.

Andrew Young

Black, Rules, Break

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

Bam Margera

Sometimes, Break, Somebody

Break-ups are hard for anybody, but it's particularly tough when it's being documented and you see the person's picture everywhere. Most people don't have that added problem when they break up with someone.

Winona Ryder

Problem, Tough, Picture

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

Vera Brittain

Marriage, Husband, Wife

It's really hard when you break up with somebody, or somebody breaks up with you, and you're in this band; guess who you have to see in the next day in the hotel in the breakfast room? That person.

Stevie Nicks

Break, Next, Somebody

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

Matt LeBlanc

Stop, Her, Break

I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft.

Steve Ballmer

Break, Anyone, Reckless

We must break up the eurozone. We must set those Mediterranean countries free.

Nigel Farage

Free, Break, Countries

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.

Bam Margera

Sometimes, Break, Somebody

If you break up with your partner, go straight to the studio. You're going to make great music.

B.o.B

Music, Great, Break

One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.

Byron Nelson

Good, Deep, Break

Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.

Katie Holmes

Time, Him, Question

Whenever the government of the United States shall break up, it will probably be in consequence of a false direction having been given to public opinion.

James F. Cooper

Government, Opinion, Direction

I've had friends whose boyfriends I meet, then they break up and I end up staying buddies with the boyfriend. In this day and age with social media and Facebook, Twitter, it's really impossible to escape people that you've been involved with. In a weird way, it makes it easier for everyone to stay friends because you're just sort of stuck there.

Zachary Knighton

Age, End, Friends

Living apart is hardly possible if people have children together. It can also be more expensive to maintain two homes. But then, it's expensive to break up when you live in one property.

Deborah Moggach

Children, Together, Living

In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.

Veronica Roth

Life, Best, Dating

When I first went on tour with PJ in '98, I was still in shock having gone through the Soundgarden break up.

Matt Cameron

Break, Gone, Tour

Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.

Morton Hunt

Love, Failure, Break

Why not provoke some thought and get people talking about things? I like characters that are flawed because we all are. When people break up in a script, you think, Oh, right, there must be tears shed here. But maybe the fact of the matter is that they're both laughing.

Michael Fassbender

Matter, Talking, Here

The events of September 11 and what has happened since have made people understand that even a small, distant and far away country like Afghanistan cannot be left to break up into anarchy and chaos without consequences for the whole world.

Lakhdar Brahimi

Understand, Small, Away

When two people break up, it's all about them; they can't see anyone else. And the people getting smashed to bits are the kids. Then you're getting torn - your mum wants you, your dad wants you. You just get shredded. It has a long-lasting effect as well.

Vinnie Jones

Dad, Kids, Else

Gravy is the simplest, tastiest, most memory-laden dish I know how to make: a little flour, salt and pepper, crispy bits of whatever meat anchored the meal, a couple of cups of water or milk and slow stirring to break up lumps.

Dorothy Allison

Whatever, Water, Break

I talked about the barriers created by monopolies. I said that it was the role of government to break up these monopolies and that we couldn't do it alone.

Joichi Ito

Alone, Government, Said

After the break up of the municipality and the loss of his income my father lost health and spirits.

Catherine Helen Spence

Health, Father, Lost

When theology erodes and organization crumbles, when the institutional framework of religion begins to break up, the search for a direct experience which people can feel to be religious facilitates the rise of cults.

Daniel Bell

Religion, Experience, Religious

Children born of married parents in America face a higher risk of seeing them break up than children born of unmarried parents in Sweden.

Arlie Russell Hochschild

Children, Parents, America

I try to write in plain brown blocks of American speech but occasionally set in an ancient word or a strange word just to startle the reader a little bit and to break up the monotony of the plain American cadence.

James Laughlin

Strange, Word, Speech

I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend.

Margot Robbie

Family, Friends, Everyone