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Tomorrow is still a mystery.

Yesterday is already history.

And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; old fart

A few years ago you were young and smart,

but know you are becoming an old fart...

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; next year

Don't worry about your age,

you will be older next year...

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; money

With the money in this card,

you can buy ya something...

But just don't forget;

it ain't enough to live like a King...

Funny birthday wishes; forget

Forget the fact that you are aging,

and let us start celebrating!

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthdays are

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old...

Funny birthday wishes; seriously

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,

so let us celebrate it like crazy!

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; belated

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday,

that I totally lost track of time...

So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday,

don't say that I didn't try...

Funny birthday wishes; perfect gift

I couldn't choose between all those cool gifts,

so I didn't bought you anything...

But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,

I most be the most perfect gift there is!

Enjoy your birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; getting old

It's not because you don't want to become older,

that we can't celebrate your birthday...

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; like me

Friends will always make you remember your age,

but nobody rubs it in like I do...

Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; best friends

Happy birthday my best friend!

I will always be there for you,

unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.

Then I will miss you!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday wishes

Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,

some lemon and a bottle of tequila...

Funny birthday wishes; love you

At your birthday party,

everybody loves you!

After your birthday party,

everybody hates you!

Funny birthday wishes; I go

Wherever I go, people celebrate my birthday.

Whenever you go, people celebrate your birthday...

Funny birthday wishes; the world

Be glad that the world sucks,

otherwise you would fall of...

Now enjoy your birthday without worrying!

Funny birthday wishes; forever

Happy birthday!

I hope you may live forever.

So far, so good...

Funny birthday wishes; at home

I hope you will make us feel like home at your birthday,

even when you hope we were...

Funny birthday wishes; laugh at age

On your birthday, you need to laugh with your age.

If you don't, everybody else will do it for you..

Funny birthday wishes; girl

I always told everyone that you are a good girl.

But now that it's your birthday I will tell everyone,

that you're a bad girl who never got caught...

Funny birthday wishes; good hint

Now that you will start to forget some things, I want to give you a good hint;

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time...

Funny birthday wishes; stop paying

If you want more people to remember your birthday,

stop paying bills for an entire year...

Funny birthday wishes; God

God told me it is your birthday today,

so let us make it entertaining for Him...

Funny birthday wishes; fighting

Fighting against aging is like fighting for peace...

Funny birthday wishes; "Happy Birthday"

I wish you a "Happy Birthday"!

And now I will tell you why it isn't...

Funny birthday wishes; teach

When you were young, I teached you how to walk and talk.

Now I have to teach you how to sit down and shut-up.

Funny birthday wishes; grown up

People who turn 18, are normally grown-ups.

But you just learned how to act in public...

Happy 18th birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; waist and mind

When you were young, you were big minded and small waisted.

Now it will be the contrary...

Funny birthday wishes; diet

If you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of cake.

So grab a piece in each hand, then it will be a balanced diet!

Funny birthday wishes; maturity

To get your maturity, you will have to pay with age...