Stupid Funny Quotes Biography
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Genius, Difference, Between
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Universe, Sure, Infinite
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ignorance, Dangerous, Sincere
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke
Love, Power, Society
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson
Society, Guilty, Crime
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Good, Bad, Optimism
There is no sin except stupidity.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Universe, Building, Basic
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. Heinlein
To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.
Stupid as a man, say the women: cowardly as a woman, say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.
Women, Men, Woman
I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
War, Hate, Soldier
Stupidity is a talent for misconception.
Edgar Allan Poe
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II
God, Gift, Misuse
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
May, Genius, Thus
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way.
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
Time, Children, Enjoy
We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inwards at ourselves on a small and increasingly polluted and overcrowded planet.
Small, Greed, Looking
Do not ever say that the desire to 'do good' by force is a good motive. Neither power-lust nor stupidity are good motives.
Good, Desire, Nor
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
People's ignorance really pisses me off. Stupidity is when you can't help it -ignorance is when you choose not to understand something.
Help, Ignorance, Understand
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Money demands that you sell, not your weakness to men's stupidity, but your talent to their reason.
Money, Men, Reason
Stubborn and ardent clinging to one's opinion is the best proof of stupidity.
Michel de Montaigne
Best, Opinion, Stubborn
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Life, Sometimes, Wish
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.
Doctor, Weakness, Lawyer
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Patience, Alcohol, Infinite
Stupidity talks, vanity acts.
Vanity, Acts, Talks
Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.
Ego, Arrogance, Huge
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Happiness, Health, Good
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
Alone, Pretty, Sometimes
Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
True popularity comes from acts of kindness rather than acts of stupidity.
True, Kindness, Rather
No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
Jacques Yves Cousteau
Discover, Tries, Involve
Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke
The discipline of the written word punishes both stupidity and dishonesty.
Word, Discipline, Both
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
God, Fact, Unfair
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.
Pain, Egotism, Anesthetic
People get a kick out of my stupidity.
There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them.
Charles Caleb Colton
No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.
Acceptance, Idea, General
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
Power, Future, Focus
Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
Against, Themselves, Gods
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Universe, Common, Elements
Here is true immorality: ignorance and stupidity; the devil is nothing but this. His name is Legion.
True, Ignorance, Here
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Music, Simple, Crime
We are bound to lose Ireland in consequence of years of cruelty, stupidity and misgovernment and I would rather lose her as a friend than as a foe.
William E. Gladstone
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Democracy, Dream, Whole
Stupidity is something unshakable; nothing attacks it without breaking itself against it; it is of the nature of granite, hard and resistant.
Nature, Against, Breaking
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
Creativity, Sudden, Cessation
The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything.
Wisdom, Question, Answer
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Mad, Often, Saves
You can't argue with stupidity.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.
With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.
Struggle, Themselves, Gods
We never really know what stupidity is until we have experimented on ourselves.
'Stupidity' defines the mental state wherein we acknowledge that we've never been smarter as individuals and yet somehow we've never felt stupider. We now collectively inhabit a state of stupidity.
State, Felt, Mental
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Force, Earthquake, Match
I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their stupidity, had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense, which cannot be the characteristics of fools.
Good, Sense, Honest
You can't legislate against stupidity.
A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet that has killed them. It is their own greed, it is their own stupidity, and it is capitalism that has taken our daily newspapers from us.
Trust, Society, Daily
Just as the performance of the vilest and most wicked deeds requires spirit and talent, so even the greatest demand a certain insensitivity which under other circumstances we would call stupidity.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Greatest, Talent, Spirit
Stupidity really gets me going, when it's just plain stupid, obvious stupidity.
Stupid, Obvious, Plain
But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.
Courage, Military, Against
The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas for years.
Food, Government, Waste
Never attribute to malice, that which can be reasonably explained by stupidity.
Malice, Attribute, Reasonably
Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.
While, Limits, None
Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great.
Great, Together, Creative
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
Stupid, Friend, Almost
I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.
Punk was originally about creating new, important, energetic music that would hopefully threaten the status quo and the stupidity of the 1970s.