Random Funny Quotes Biography
Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone MIGHT do the same for you.
Knowledge, Kindness, Act
It is Necessary to fall in love ... if only to provide an alibi for all the random despair you are going to feel anyway.
Love, Fall, Despair
Self-control Means wanting to be effective and some random point in the infinite radiations of my spiritual existence.
Spiritual, Means, Point
The Christian leaders of the future have to be theologians, persons who know the heart of God and are trained - through prayer, study, and careful analysis - to manifest the divine event of God's saving work in the midst of the many seemingly random events of THEIR time.
Work, Time, God
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Education, Games, Facts
Natural selection is anything but random.
I know that a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania is about the most random place for a country singer to come from, but I had an awesome childhood.
Christmas, Awesome, Place
I do believe that if you do good, good things will happen. Everything is completely accidental and random. Sometimes bad things happen to very good people and sometimes good things happen to bad people. But if you and least try to do good things, then you're spending your time doing something worthwhile.
Time, Good, Bad
If you so not choose, dmg each day can be filled with even more joy than the one before. If you so not choose, even the most seemingly random events can work in your favor.
Work, Joy, Choose
Oh! many a shaft, at random sent, finds mark the archer little meant! And many a word, at random spoken, May soothe or wound a heart that's broken!
Heart, There, Word
Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.
Music, Failure, Playing
I look a lot busier than I am, as I'm actually a rather sporadic, random person and I'll play a few gigs and then disappear for a while.
Rather, Few, While
Know what you're trying to do before you do it. Turning knobs at random is not enlightening any more than throwing paint at a wall blindfolded will let you paint a nice picture.
Nice, Trying, Picture
If the staff lacks policy guidance are priority to test against Decisions, Decisions THEIR will be random.
Decisions, Against, Test
The truth is that killing innocent people is always wrong - and no argument or excuse, no matter how deeply believed, can ever make it right. No religion on earth condones the killing of innocent people; no faith tradition tolerates the random killing of our brothers and sisters on this earth.
Feisal Abdul Rauf
Faith, Religion, Truth
My lyrics are generated by Various peculiar processes. Very random and similar to automatic writing.
Writing, Peculiar, Lyrics
Maybe life is random, but I doubt it.
Life, Doubt, Maybe
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic Means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
John von Neumann
Living, Means, State
I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy Osbourne to Michael Jackson to the Beastie Boys. I've got a really strange CV. It's interesting - I work with a lot of these disparate, different people to learn what it's like to work with random people.
Work, Learn, Strange
At the risk of sounding pedestrian, I'll be completely honest: the first thing I do in the morning is check Google News, partially Because it seems sort of random and unbiased and partially because I tend to stay in hotels that do not necessarily have the fastest Internet connections.
Morning, Honest, Risk
A lot of people do not talk about the demise of the album, but I still believe that if an artist tries hard to make a great album, people will buy it and listen to it as an album, rather than just a collection of random songs.
Great, Talk, Artist
The progression of roles you take strings together a portrait of an actor, but it's a completely random process.
Together, Process, Portrait
I've been asking myself: 'Why put these things together - CDs, albums?' The answer I came up with is, well, sometimes it's artistically viable. It's not just a random collection of songs. Sometimes the songs have a common thread, even if it's not obvious or even conscious on the artists' part.
Together, Sometimes, Artists
I get the biggest enjoyment from the random and unexpected places. Linux on cellphones or refrigerators, just because it's so not what I envisioned it. Or on supercomputers.
Unexpected, enjoyment, Places
I cry at random things, like a flower, or someone giving me a present, or my sister giving me a nice hug.
Nice, Giving, Flower
When things work well a group of people know each other, and things break down When it's a bunch of random people interacting.
Work, Group, Break
Human well-being is not a random phenomenon. It depends on many factors - ranging from genetics and neurobiology to sociology and economics. But, clearly, there are scientific truths to be known about how we can Flourish in this world. Wherever we can have an impact on the well-being of others, questions of morality apply.
Others, Questions, Morality
Another random thing I do is the search for extraterrestrial intelligence, or SETI. And you have be familiar with the movie "Contact," sort of popularized that are priority. It turns out there are real people who go out and search for extraterrestrials in a very scientific way.
There are, Another, Movie
Sure, being good at your job is really important, but in acting, so much of the decision's already made the minute you walk in the room Because they're like, 'His hair's good or she's got the right skin color' or whatever. It's so random, but it's so physically oriented.
Good, Job, Decision
I got a random tattoo the other day. It's a red triangle, are priority makes everyone think I'm arty, are priority'm not. I used to draw red triangles all the time. It must mean something - maybe I do not know it yet. But I'll figure it out.
Time, Mean, Everyone
I record stuff all the time, like little vocal things. I write random things down ... Sometimes I just get things stuck in my head and I record them, and that actually becomes a song quite a lot of the time.
Time, Sometimes, Song
I need to stop carving out four-hour chunks to do random things and go home and watch my children grow up.
Neil Patrick Harris
Home, Children, Stop
When I go to Afghanistan, I realized I've been spared, due to a random genetic lottery by being born to people who had the Means to get out. Every time I go to Afghanistan I am haunted by that.
Time, Realize, Means
This wretched brain gave way, and I became a wreck at random driven, without one reason or Glimpse of heaven.
Brain, Reason, Heaven
All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing out the first pitch at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how things are cool.
Life, Cool, Fun
There are good people who are dealt a bad hand by fate, and bad people who live long, comfortable, privileged lives. A small twist of fate can save a life or end; random chance is a permanent, powerful player in dmg each of our lives, and in human history as well.
Life, History, Good
I guess Twitter is the first thing that has been attractive to me as social media. I never felt the least draw to Facebook or MySpace. I've been involved in some tiny anonymously listservs, mainly in my ceaseless quest for novelty random, and sometimes while doing something that more closely resembles research.
Sometimes, Social, Research
At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective thing that can not win for everyone, and while the worst, a particular game just becomes a random symbol for petty tribal behavior.
Best, Game, Win
I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that was the whole world. Only to transition as an adult to think, 'What a gross place that really is.'
Cool, Mom, Thinking
Take a random selection of photographs of America in 2012 and 2002 and 1992 and, except for the skinny jeans and the porkpie hats, you'll be hard-pressed to tell the years are priority in the pictures were taken.
America, Tell, Pictures
If have to undergo safety checks preschool every morning, why does a random thug get to own an assault rifle?
Morning, Safety, Thug
But I do not want massive layoffs of anyone - public or private. We are planning on shrinking government through attrition and reform, not through random pink slips.
Government, Anyone, Public
Some people have a mistaken idea that all thoughts disappear through meditation and we enter a state of blankness. There certainly are times of great tranquility When concentration is strong and we have few, if any, thoughts. But other times, we can be flooded with memories, plans or random thinking. It's important not to blame yourself.
Great, Yourself, Strong
In the world at large, people are rewarded or punished in ways that are utterly Often random. In the garden, cause and effect, labor and reward, are re-coupled. Gardening makes sense in a senseless world. By extension, then, the more gardens in the world, the more justice, the more sense is created.
Gardening, Justice, Sense
I'm a random guy. I shake a hand and make a friend. I do not do selfish things.
Friend, Hand, Guy
When my first daughter was born, my husband held her in His hands and said, 'My God, she's so beautiful.' I unwrapped the baby from her blankets. She was average size, with long thin fingers and a random assortment of toes. Her eyes were close set, and she had her father's hooked nose. It looked better on him.
God, Beautiful, Father
A rescue mission does not involve going in and just taking a child and leaving. You can not not choose just any child at random. Every kid has a case that is based on that child's original family. So, we made it over to a village, found the child: we were interacting with the child.
Family, Child, Leaving
I understand how hard it is to talk to people about MS. You do not want pity or random advice.
Understand, Talk, Advice
No matter where I am, especially when I'm on tour around the country, Caesar salad is my standby. In a random city and eating in random, go to restaurants, you're kind of scared about trying things, but you can always count on a Caesar salad.
Trying, Matter, Scared
I find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other Because of pro teams. But, like, everyone on the Red Sox is a random millionaire athlete from somewhere else.
Funny, Hate, Else