Cute And Funny Quotes Biography
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Love, Trust, Women
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Truth, Wise, Perfect
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Life, Short, Boring
Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.
Time, Walk, Looks
The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.
Change, Nice, Others
Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and charming child that you were. You start to grow, and they want to keep you little forever.
Child, Start, Keep
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Women, Woman, Cry
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Pet, Guy, Desirable
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.
Michael J. Fox
Girl, Mean, Laugh
When you say, 'I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,' people always say, 'Oh, really?' They think of the TV show. So I just say, 'A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.'
Show, Tv, Oh
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
God, Concerned, Plight
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.
Eat, General, Guess
Don't try to be what you're not. If you're nervous, be nervous. If you're shy, be shy. It's cute.
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
Life, Door, Next
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
Power, Girl, Young
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Nonsense, Liberals, Idiocy
Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
Time, Walk, Run
I couldn't be an ingenue today, because the business has changed. I remember when you could dress for a premiere just by putting on a cute top. Now you have to be perfect and fabulous in every way, or you're ridiculed.
Business, Today, Remember
Reese Witherspoon is as cute as a button on Raggedy Ann's overalls, but irresistible raw sex appeal is not one of her qualities.
Sex, Her, Qualities
I tried Botox one time and was permanently surprised for a couple of months. It was not a cute look for me. My feeling is, I have three children who should know what emotion I'm feeling at the exact moment I'm feeling it... that is critical.
Time, Children, Feeling
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?
Alone, Mind, Mean
Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother.
Time, Hope, Good
I hated the Naked Chef. Fine, yes, he did good things for school food or whatever, but, you know, I don't want my chefs to be cute and adorable.
Food, Good, School
If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?
Love, Fine, Hates
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
I think penguins are cute.
There are so many cute vintage dresses made out of synthetics from the '60s and '70s - but they're so itchy and hot. It's not worth it!
Worth, Hot, Vintage
I'm cute - and God I hate that. Because that's not cool. I'm like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It's the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I'm an everyday, normal girl.
God, Cool, Hate
I've got a song on One Direction's album called 'Tell Me A Lie'. It's a really cute song - I love it. I loved that they liked it. They sound really great on it. I already have it - I'm so VIP with my copy on my computer! It does sound really good.
Love, Great, Good
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
Birthday, Sexy, Often
I'm drawn to almost any piece of writing with the words 'divine love' and 'impeachment' in the first sentence. But I know the word 'divine' makes many progressive people run screaming for their cute little lives, and so one hesitates to use it.
Love, Writing, Words
I was probably the only revolutionary referred to as cute.
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.
Love, May, Stand
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
Great, Fun, Her
I was born fat and have always been, which was just fine and even healthy and cute until I turned ten or so. Puberty hit like a hurricane and brought a new set of rules. All of a sudden it was my fault I was chubby.
Rules, Healthy, Fat
Y'all are so cute and y'all talk so proper over here. I love England.
Love, Talk, Here
Confidence is very sexy. You could be not cute at all and have such confidence.
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
Stop, Dogs, Buying
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Dreams, Bed, Meet
He was so excited. He cut out pictures of these landscapes and neighborhoods and kind of really tried to give you a feel of the movie. It was kind of cute but at the same time it really showed his enthusiasm for it.
Time, Pictures, Movie
I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute.
Friends, Taking, Tour
My aim is to achieve sustainable change, not just make a cute little makeover.
Change, Achieve, Aim
I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two years, and the more weight I've put on, the more success I've had. If you drew a diagram of weight gain and me getting more work, a mathematician would draw some conclusions from that.
Success, Work, Past
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones.
Traveling, Bag, Pack
I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.'
Girl, Sexy, Boyfriend
I was naturally skinny and had braces, so I wasn't a cute model.
Model, Skinny, Naturally
I wish I was one of those cute pregnant girls who wear skinny jeans throughout their pregnancies. But I just gain weight.
Girl, Wish, Pregnant
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
Her, She, Movie
When you have a beanpole body, everything looks cute. Like Alexa Chung. I like her style, but she's really tall and skinny, so everything looks good on her.
Good, Her, Style
Doing 'All Good Things' really felt like I was acting for myself rather than anyone else. It gave me a freedom I'd never had before, or knew I had, to do whatever I want to, and to argue my opinions and not just feel like the cute girl on set or the girl in a boy's club. I figured out how I could be both. And it's been different ever since.
Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool.
Funny, Great, Cool
Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people. When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous.
Beautiful, Pretty, Young
In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute.
School, Girl, Thinking
People see me as cute, but I'm so much more than that.
I love developing children as characters. Children rarely have important roles in literary fiction - they are usually defined as cute or precious, or they create a plot by being kidnapped or dying.
Love, Children, Dying
I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon!
Walk, Guy, Somebody
My relationship with my mother is not cute.
My first real kiss came when I was 10, and it was in an acting class. I had to do a scene from a movie where someone gets kissed under a tree, and I did not want to do it! But my acting partner wanted me to feel comfortable, so he bought a picnic basket with all these snacks. He made such an effort - and it was cute.
Acting, Effort, Kiss
I remember the first time I saw the 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' video. I will never forget that day. I just wanted to see Kurt Cobain's face. I had a feeling he was very cute. But, I couldn't see his face. When I finally did see him, he was even cuter than I imagined!
Time, Teen, Feeling
I used to say that I wanted someone cute and nice, an actor too, so he'd get it. But now I think it would be good for me to date someone who's not in the business.
Business, Good, Nice
I speak English, so I am no longer cute. My tongue itches for French.
Speak, English, Tongue
Before Footloose, the things I'd done weren't cute. In Diner I was an alcoholic.
I think the main reason a lot of child stars don't make it is that it's hard to see someone as cute and then all of a sudden see them as having more depth.
Reason, Child, Stars
Sometimes dirty can come off really cute or come off 'I don't even want you to touch me.'
Sometimes, Touch, Off
I hate 'foodie' because it's cute, like pretty much all diminutives associated with eating. 'Veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I eat food, and I cook it: it's for eating, preferably with friends, and I don't make a fetish out of it.
Food, Hate, Friends
I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Love, Sexy, Once
It's a trap I've fallen into earlier in my career - trying to be liked. Don't do it. When I watch TV and I see someone trying to make me like them, acting cute or quirky or goofy, I'm not impressed. Don't act like America's watching you. Just latch onto your character. Characters are flawed. Be unlikeable. Be flawed. Be a person.
Character, America, Trying
I love those preliminary conversations about who a character is. You try on wigs, shoes and clothes. It's preferable when it's not about looking pretty. It can get a little dull to just be cute. We talk about things like, maybe my character can't afford these Christian Louboutins.
Love, Character, Pretty
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.
Jamie Lee Curtis
Short, Hair, Haircut
I found myself compelled - like this weird, shameful compulsion - to draw cute animals.
Weird, Found, Draw
These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them.
Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!
Best, Living, Free
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny.
Funny, Nice, Mean
It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned with cigarettes. My hair was lit on fire.
Girl, Fire, Hair
I'm a feminist. The women in my books in recent years have been powerful characters and I love to see a woman with a cute bottom walking past.