Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

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I am so lucky to have been blessed with a friend as wonderful as you. On your birthday I just want to thank God for sending you into this world. You are seriously a blessing in disguise. Happy Birthday, my friend.
Happy Birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here.
Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday
I wish you all the finest things in life, my dearest friend because a royalty like you deserves the best. Happy Birthday, my precious one. May you have an awesome day.
It's always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so sweet.
Falling in love with you was easy. Staying in love with you is easier. Happy birthday. I can't wait until next year.
I am so very glad...very glad I am here to kiss you...happy birthday, my dear!! Happy Birthday!
I thought I'd spend my life looking for someone new, but then my life changed when I found you. My heart sings, my eyes glow, when I look at you, my blood flows. Happy Birthday my darling.
I'm taking your birthday as an opportunity to thank you for all that you are to me. I will never be able to forget the support that you have given me. Happy Birthday, my sugar lumps! May your birthday be as sweet as you are.
You are such a sweetheart babe! I just love you too much. On your birthday, I promise to keep all your secrets, to flood you with gifts and never to miss a chance to make you smile. Happy Birthday, my dearest sister.
Today's the day you can ask me for anything you want? That fancy new dress, those dashing heels, that jazzy phone or those tickets for the concert. But remember one thing, whatever you ask for will always be less than what I can really give you in life? Love, love, love. Happy Birthday my darling!
Daughters are like the warm rays of sunshine on a chilly morning, a cool breeze in a humid afternoon and a soft wrap of chocolate trickle on a skewer of strawberry! Who wouldn't want a lovely daughter like you? Happy Birthday my dear angel!
When you need a shoulder to cry on, when you need someone to laugh with, when you need a companion... Whatever your mood is, either you're mad, sad, happy, or glad... just call my name and I'll be there.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend knows where to bury the bodies.
A friend will call you an idiot, but a best friend will not only call you one, but act like one with you.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Friends Birthday Wishes On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy Birthday. You are a good friend and an even better person. May God bless you with wonderful times ahead. Happy Birthday and thanks for the friendship we share. I wish you a very Happy and warm Birthday. Your friendship has touched all of us. May you get all you desire. With a new year of your journey, shall come more challenges, opportunities and greater success. May God bless you. Happy Birthday. You are an amazing friend, with a good heart. May God pour his love and warmth on you, in all walks of life. I wish you a very happy birthday. With a friend like you, who cares and supports with such a vibrant zeal, life and world turns in to so much fun. Thanks and wishing you a very sweet birthday. Each day my friend you learn new things, Each phase is like life's new innings. Sometimes you get chances, sometimes you choose, In this game of life.
Not everyone is as lucky as me to be blessed with a friend like you. Thank you so much for coming into my life and standing by my side through thick and thin. I wish you get all that you truly deserve. Happy Birthday to you.So, it’s someone’s birthday. What do you write in their card other than the proverbial “Happy Birthday?” Yawn.
Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. So spread a little joy with these funny birthday quotes and make your loved ones’ birthdays unforgettable.
These Happy Birthday quotes are guaranteed to remind ‘em of their majestic existence...
"“Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.”
"“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
"“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
"“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
"“Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.”
"“Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
"“My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows.”
"“About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.”
"“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”
"“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.”
I love quotes and sayings and I know many others do too. So I’ve gathered a bunch of funny happy birthday sayings and quotes on age, just to give you a smile or two. With all that’s on your plate, I thought you’d appreciate something light…
Funny Happy Birthday Sayings
“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” Author Unknown
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”   Robert Frost
“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”   Phyllis Diller
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”   Bob Hope
“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”   John Glenn (Astronaut)
“Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.”   Children’s birthday song
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”   Ogden Nash
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”    Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
“The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” H. Prochnow
“Why was he/she born so beautiful. Why was she born at all. Because she had no say in it. No say in it at all.”   Children’s birthday song
“I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.”   Eva Gabor
Funny Age Sayings (Birthday or not)
“After 30, a body has a mind of its own.”   Bette Midler
“The first hundred years are the hardest.”   Wilson Mizner
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.”   Ethel Barrymore
“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.”   Joan Rivers
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. “   Oscar Wilde
“Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind.”   Alexander Pope
“It takes a long time to grow young.”   Pablo Picasso
“Getting old ain’t for sissies.”   Betty Davis
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”   Mark Twain
“Some people reach the age of sixty before others.”   Lord Hood
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”   Mark Twain
“Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”   C. Joad
“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”   Maurice Chevalier
“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”    Jerry Wright
“Oh to be seventy again.”   Georges Clemenceau, on seeing a pretty girl on his 80th birthday
“The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.”   Pope Paul VI
“The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.”   Raymond Duncan
“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”   Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”    Abraham Lincoln