Crazy Funny Quotes Biography
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Life, Truth, Happen
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
Others, Sometimes, Question
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Else, Paid, Locked
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Said, Opinion, Ugly
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
Women, Doubt, Question
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's.
John F. Kennedy
Life, Enough, Anyone
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.
Lives, Truly, Horrible
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Understand, Drive, Imagine
One is very crazy when in love.
I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.
Good, Sexy, Place
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
Fine, Sure, Insane
Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.
Robert G. Allen
Understand, Dream, Succeed
What is exciting is not for one person to be stronger than the other... but for two people to have met their match and yet they are equally as stubborn, as obstinate, as passionate, as crazy as the other.
Stubborn, Exciting, Stronger
Dreams are often most profound when they seem the most crazy.
Dreams, Often, Profound
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
Children, Talk, Sacrifice
Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin.
Poet, Poets, Bin
When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Men, Jesus, Again
A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H. L. Mencken
Ignorant, Making, Newspaper
Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
President, Either, Wants
'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.
Hunter S. Thompson
Art, Yourself, Remember
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
Hunter S. Thompson
The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.
Hunter S. Thompson
Old, Cruel, Room
I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
May, Insane, Keeps
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
Funny, Sense, Matter
“Being crazy isn't enough.”
― Dr. Seuss
tags: crazy 5396 likes like
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
tags: crazy, men, stupid, truth, women 5029 likes like
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”
― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
tags: absurd, crazy, funny, funny-and-random, humor, love, passion, romance, strange 2849 likes like
“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
― Albert Einstein
tags: crazy, question, thought-provoking 1557 likes like
Hunter S. Thompson
“THE EDGE, there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”
― Hunter S. Thompson
tags: brinksmanship, crazy, crisis, insanity 1100 likes like
“Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time.”
― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
tags: crazy 956 likes like
C. JoyBell C.
“She didn't belong anywhere and she never really belonged to anyone. And everyone else belonged somewhere and to someone. People thought she was too wonderful. But she only wanted to belong to someone. People always thought she was too wonderful to belong to them or that something too wonderful would hurt too much to lose. And that's why she liked him-- because he just thought she was crazy.”
― C. JoyBell C.
tags: belonging, belonging-to-someone, boy-meets-girl, craziness, crazy, heartwarming, inspirational-love, love, lovers, wonderful 732 likes like
“Sane is boring.”
― R.A. Salvatore
tags: boring, crazy, forgotten-realms, funny, humor, jarlaxle, salvatore, sane, servant-of-the-shard 585 likes like
“I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
― Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally
tags: crazy, declarations-of-love, foibles, future, harry-burns, in-love, life, love, marriage-proposal, new-year-s-eve, romance, sally-albright, simple-life, simple-pleasures, true-love, when-harry-met-sally 533 likes like
“And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna be together forever, baby. This one's called 'Bang You Like a Drum.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels
tags: city-of-fallen-angels, crazy, eric, funny, humor, love, teen, teenage-love 480 likes like
“Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is… Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends.”
― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted
tags: crazy, friendship, insanity, madness 331 likes like
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
― Jarod Kintz
tags: absurd, bizarre, blood, crazy, culinary, food, french-fries, funny, humor, ketchup, silly, surreal 323 likes like
“Rejection, though--it could make the loss of someone you weren't even that crazy about feel gut wrenching and world ending.”
― Deb Caletti, The Secret Life of Prince Charming
tags: crazy, feel, loss, pain, rejection, sad 283 likes like
“Looks like what drives me crazy
Don't have no effect on you--
But I'm gonna keep on at it
Till it drives you crazy, too.”
― Langston Hughes, Selected Poems
tags: craziness, crazy, evil, poetry 234 likes like
“Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.
However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?"
Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.”
― Salvador Dalí, Dalí's Mustache
tags: crazy, dalí, humor, mustache 230 likes like
“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.”
― Weihui Zhou
tags: crazy, intelligence, mad, madness, shanghai-baby 225 likes like
Lana Del Rey
“Who are you?
Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?
Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?
I have. I am fucking crazy.
But I am free.”
― Lana Del Rey
tags: born-to-die, crazy, dark-fantasy, elizabeth-woolridge-grant, experience, experiences, fantasies, fantasy, free, life, lyrics, me, music, pop, ride, single, song, who, you, yourself 217 likes like
Philip K. Dick
“When you are crazy you learn to keep quiet.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS
tags: crazy, quiet 197 likes like
“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
tags: absurd, crazy, friends, funny, loyalty, ridiculous, yalty 173 likes like
“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard. ”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
tags: anger, crazy, decorate, decorating, forest, girlfriend, kill, love, squander, toilet-paper, trees, wild, yard 168 likes like
“I’ve never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)”
― Jeaniene Frost, At Grave's End
tags: crazy, jealousy, love 167 likes like
“Lunatics are similar to designated hitters. Often an entire family is crazy, but since an entire family can't go into the hospital, one person is designated as crazy and goes inside. Then, depending on how the rest of the family is feeling that person is kept inside or snatched out, to prove something about the family's mental health.”
― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted (Faber and Faber Screenplays) Screenplay based on the book
tags: crazy, family, mental-health 165 likes like
“If you can't get what you want, you end up doing something else, just to get some relief. Just to keep from going crazy. Because when you're sad enough, you look for ways to fill you up.”
― Laura Pritchett, Sky Bridge: A Novel