Funny Quote T Shirts Biography
Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'
Good, Sleep, Night
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Pretty, Show, Body
I'm someone who loves to enjoy life and tries to focus on real things and real friendships. That's why I live very simply. I'm a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. I don't spend much time fixing myself up or trying to look cool. I live like a normal person and even though I'm in a very high-profile business, I really don't let it affect the way I live.
Life, Time, Business
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
Woman, Sexy, Her
I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt.
Sexy, Boyfriend, Jeans
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.
Said, Guess, Wearing
I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'
Wrong, Hair, Her
God, I always just think of myself as a jeans and T-shirt kind of person.
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
Bed, Simply, Adore
I put on the Hank Williams and the Patsy Cline and the Rosemary Clooney on vinyl - I'm not trying to be some cool indie-rock person, I just love the way it sounds - and throw on a T-shirt and jeans. In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.
Love, Cool, Trying
I'll look through 'Us Weekly' and I'll see a picture of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston. And I'm like, 'Wow, they just... they look so good. Even if they're like just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, they still look great.'
Great, Good, Picture
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it.
Best, Home, Bed
When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.
Girl, Else, Everyone
I can still make a living with touring. And maybe you buy a t-shirt. And I would rather 10 million people get my record and listen to it for free than 500,000 that I coerced to pay $15 for it, you know?
Living, Free, Listen
When I dress up, I have to have a lot of help. I was in a T-shirt until a few minutes ago.
Help, Until, Few
I've always thought of the T-shirt as the Alpha and Omega of the fashion alphabet.
Fashion, Alphabet, Alpha
It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout.
Old, Exercise, Workout
As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.
Life, Hell, Wear
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!
Life, Care, Football
Elegance is always in style for men. There are all different kinds of elegance. It can be silk, it can be a T-shirt.
Men, Style, Kinds
I empathize with women in their high heels so I'll be there in my kilt and T-shirt and I'll walk around all day just to prove that if I can wear the shoes for 36 hours then certainly our customer can wear them.
Women, Walk, Shoes
I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.
Pretty, Often, Jeans
I love sportswear in my own weird way. Fashion is such a personal journey for me. I'm much more of a girl that's a T-shirt, legging, layering kind of thing, and outerwear.
Love, Girl, Fashion
I still love the skinny jeans thing and I wear my favorite leather jacket constantly. I like being kind of a rock star. I love that I can feel comfortable in a small dress or I can feel comfortable wearing a baggy T-shirt.
Love, Rock, Small
You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
Stylish, Super, Jeans
I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.
Mother, Working, Choose
Most of the time I'm in khakis and a white T-shirt. I'm a total Gap girl. Super casual, hair in a pony tail and no makeup.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Time, Girl, Hair
I was a big shiny, glittery-type person. Now I'm a jeans and T-shirt girl, or I'll wear sun dresses and cowboy boots in the summer. But at first I had to have stylists tell me, 'That's ugly.'
Girl, Sun, Ugly
At the beginning of my career I was going through a really weird phase of dressing in boys clothes. I would only wear one American Apparel T-shirt and shorts and brogues the whole year round. Not the same T-shirt, obviously, but one style of American Apparel T-shirt. I think I was going through a tomboy stage.
Career, Weird, Whole
T-shirt and jeans style now is where I'm at. Maybe a little rock 'n' roll T-shirt and jeans.
Rock, Style, Maybe
I like when a guy wears a T-shirt, and you can see a little curve of the muscle sticking out. That's sexy!
Sexy, Guy, Muscle
I live a dual life. On the red carpet, it's complete glam. But at home, I'm a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. Simple can be beautiful.
Life, Home, Beautiful
I wear jeans and a T-shirt sometimes. I just like clothes - since the first time I can remember, like age ten or eleven; I was just obsessed with music and clothes. Just like a lot of people in England from my generation.
Music, Age, Time
I, like most women, I dress for other women, I think. If I was going to dress for men, I think in general I would be just wearing, like, a fitted black T-shirt and tight jeans every day.
Women, Men, Black
A simple life is good with me. I don't need a whole lot. For me, a T-shirt, a pair of shorts, barefoot on a beach and I'm happy.
Life, Good, Happy
I hate formal stuff. I love looking like a doll and all that stuff and playing dress up, but when I'm home, sweat pants, t-shirt. When I'm in the studio, sweat pants, t-shirt.
Love, Home, Hate
It sounds like something on a very trite T-shirt, but life is what happens.
Life, Happens, Sounds
The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.
Jeans, Pair, Foolproof
I used to wear sweats and a T-shirt to auditions, but my agent would yell at me and tell me I had to look nice and presentable. So I had to drop that habit.
Nice, Tell, Used
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
Enjoy, Helping, Red
The worst is when men try too hard, because it's not very masculine. Your outfit has to look like 'Oh, I just grabbed that.' Not too calculated. Jeans, a t-shirt: the simpler the better.
Men, Worst, Oh
I didn't really play dress up when I was a kid, and I'm really T-shirt and jeans-y.
I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans.
Idea, Jeans, Loathe
I love suits, but onstage it's too hot. So, I like a nice T-shirt!
Love, Nice, Hot
I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.
Ring, Sneakers, Shorts
When one shows up in jeans and a T-shirt, I strongly feel that the audience reacts in a very different way than when you show up in a sport coat and a tie.
Sports, Show, Audience
I don't want to be carried out of a club wearing a tie-dye T-shirt and a cap on the wrong way around when I am 70, but I would like to settle down a bit. Maybe with a partner.
Wrong, Maybe, Bit
You've always got to have the right blend of colour. You'd be silly to match a yellow t-shirt with a light green pair of trousers, you know? You can wear different colours at the same time, and as long as they blend with each other then it works. That's what I like.
Time, Light, Silly
I think people think musicians or actors or whatever are hot... a lot of times because of what they do. If I was walking through the mall eight years ago and had on some shorts and whatever, flip-flops and a T-shirt, I'm pretty sure nobody would really care. So I have to believe that the fact that I'm a singer has got a little bit to do with that.
Care, Pretty, Whatever
I'm quite tactile, so I like fabrics that feel good. I try to avoid fabrics that crease - especially with my son. When you have a child, that's important. A great pair of a jeans, a t-shirt and some loafers, that's what I always wear.
Great, Good, Child
I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios. That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
Today, Student, Once
I have a collection of vintage sundresses, and I've never worn them because for some reason I always opt for shorts and a t-shirt. I wish I could commit to them. I will. I have a few really great pieces I've been holding onto for years.
Great, Reason, Wish
Every time we give a musician the advice to give away the music and sell the T-shirt, we're saying, 'Don't make your living in this more elevated way. Instead, reverse this social progress, and choose a more physical way to make a living.' We're sending them to peasanthood, very much like the Maoists have.
Music, Time, Saying
To be honest, I'm really more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of a girl.
Girl, Honest, Jeans
My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.
Dad, Amazing, Black
First thing, I throw on some jeans, a T-shirt and my Keds sneakers and make coffee. That is actually my favorite time of day. That is when I do my songwriting, when I am in writing mode.
Time, Writing, Coffee
I'm the one person who wears the words 'hustle, loyalty, respect' on my T-shirts and merchandise. My audience is children. It's very flattering to see a kid wear your T-shirt; it's even more flattering to have a dad come up to you and say, 'I watch you with my kid. Keep doing what you're doing. You're a role model for my son.'
Respect, Dad, Children
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
End, Wife, Nights
Sailing is the closest I can get to nature - it's adrenaline, fear, a constant challenge and learning experience, an adventure into the unknown. And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks.
Nature, Learning, Fear
I feel like I need to start wearing a T-shirt saying 'This is not a photo opportunity'. People are so lovely but you do find that when you're out you spend 40% of your time posing for photographs.
Time, Saying, Start
I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.
The photoshoot glitz and TV studio make-up isn't the real me. I spend most days at home in Bristol in jeans and a T-shirt running around after the kids or shopping in the Co-op.
Home, Kids, Days
I have to be honest, I am a true jeans and t-shirt girl.
True, Girl, Honest
Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isn't on a T-shirt or coffee cup unless we approve of it.
Coffee, Picture, Her
All fashion brands are about looking good. Being Human is also about doing good. And you can do good by the simple act of slipping into a t-shirt or a pair of jeans.
Good, Simple, Fashion
You know, if a band on a label sold a few hundred thousand copies of their record these days, they wouldn't make any money. But if a band can pump out 10 million copies of a record for free, and 50,000 of those fans come to the band's website to watch pay-per-view videos or buy a t-shirt, that's roughly $10 million in revenue per year.
Money, Free, Days
I am a huge, huge fan of the plain white tee. A good-fitting, vintage plain white t-shirt, like the 'boyfriend shirt', is the sexiest thing a girl can wear. It goes with anything, fancy or casual.
Girl, Boyfriend, Goes
I'm going to make this T-Shirt up saying, 'you can either be right or be happy.'
Happy, Saying, Either
We've been able to have our cake and eat it, too. Every song, every T-shirt, is absolutely a pure expression of what we want to do. And it connects.
Song, Able, Expression
I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans and a t-shirt it doesn't matter how good they are - it always looks like amateur hour when they walk onto the stage.
Good, Thinking, Matter
This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I'm into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.
Whole, Rip, Trademark
There's no shame in owning a New Kids on the Block t-shirt. They were my first concert when I was eight.
Kids, Shame, Concert
On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard.
Sexy, Daily, Trying
Generally speaking, I'm a jeans, T-shirt and boots man but I do own an Armani suit, which gets a regular outing. It's nothing fancy - just a classic, well-cut suit with clean lines and beautiful tailoring. It's timeless and you can mix and match it with anything to dress up or dress down.
Beautiful, Clean, Dress
When I'm living in L.A., I'm mainly a jeans, vintage T-shirt and Nike high-tops guy.
Living, Guy, Vintage