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A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Anonymous Share 254 Dislike 1226 Like
Photo, About Life,
Best People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous Share 144 Dislike 668 Like Photo, Marriage,
Think Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Albert King Share 565 Dislike 2430 Like Funny Sayings
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot Share 200 Dislike 884 Like Photo, About Life,
People I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Anonymous Share 199 Dislike 855 Like Photo, Stupid
The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin Share 203 Dislike 868 Like Funny Sayings
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. P.D. East Share 290 Dislike 1214 Like Photo, Funny Sayings,
Love I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Anonymous Share 153 Dislike 662 Like Photo, Funny Sayings
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry Share 219 Dislike 917 Like Photo, Funny Sayings
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years. Anonymous Share 132 Dislike 568 Like Photo, Questions
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams Share 216 Dislike 866 Like Funny Sayings,
Never Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. Anonymous Share 297 Dislike 1165 Like Funny Sayings
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous Share 236 Dislike 937 Like Photo, About Life,
Never I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous Share 162 Dislike 658 Like Photo, About Life,
Know The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein Share 266 Dislike 1041 Like Photo, Stupid,
Famous If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous Share 203 Dislike 789 Like Stupid,
Think I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.Share 180 Dislike 688 Like Funny Moments
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous Share 150 Dislike 571 Like Wise
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz Share 236 Dislike 865 Like About Life
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.Share 131 Dislike 500 Like Stupid
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
The best revenge is massive success.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already. Anonymous Share 89 Dislike 303 Like Stupid
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous Share 97 Dislike 325 Like
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin Share 95 Dislike 319 Like Funny Sayings
Never test how deep the water is with both feet. Anonymous Share 112 Dislike 364 Like Photo, Funny Sayings,
Never Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.Share 120 Dislike 388 Like About Life
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.Share 54 Dislike 197 Like Stupid
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous Share 66 Dislike 230 Like Photo, Wise
When I was in high school I had two favorite subjects, lunch and recess. Anonymous Share 116 Dislike 371 Like Lazy
Quotes Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? George Carlin Share 68 Dislike 229 Like Work
You're born free, then you're taxed to death. Anonymous Share 100 Dislike 315 Like Funny Sayings
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous Share 92 Dislike 289 Like Funny Sayings
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous Share 48 Dislike 170 Like Questions,
Man A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Anonymous Share 71 Dislike 230 Like Analogies
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com Share 78 Dislike 248 Like Photo, About Life,
Best God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Jacques Deval Share 65 Dislike 211 Like Animals, Tree,
Love You never run out of things that can go wrong. Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law) Share 70 Dislike 224 Like Funny Sayings,
Never Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! Anonymous Share 36 Dislike 134 Like
Never A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain Share 75 Dislike 234 Like Photo, About Life
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Anonymous Share 43 Dislike 148 Like Animals
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! Anonymous Share 131 Dislike 369 Like Photo, Funny Sayings.