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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Pardon my driving, I am reloading.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Shin: A device for finding furniture

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
 
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back….. Charlie Brown

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.--- George Carlin

No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.--George Carlin

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. --- Abraham Lincoln
 
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat -----Lily Tomlin

Don’t look back, somebody might be gaining on you --- Satchel Paige

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred…..Woody Allen

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~Author Unknown

Don't let someone be a priority in your life when you are still an option in their life…unknown

No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.....George Carlin

Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days, you’ll be right… unknown

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

People who snore always fall asleep first. ~Author Unknown

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.--- Robert Frost

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.-- Will Rogers

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."…. Charles M Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life -you just hang around until you get used to it .--Charles M Schulz

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think... George Carlin

I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.--- unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-- Mark Twain

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.----Jack Buck

Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.---Swedish Proverb

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. --- the Buddha

"Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it." 
  -Dwight D. Eisenhower

"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing." 
  -Socrates

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." 
  -Robert Francis Kennedy

 "Be true to your work, your word, and your friend." 
  -Henry David Thoreau

 "Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." 
  -Henry Ford

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Quotes To Live By Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

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