Funny Quotes On Women Biography
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Strong, Woman, Water
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Age, Best, Woman
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Great, Woman, Idiot
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Him, High, Heels
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Girl, Fabulous, Classy
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Higher, Lows, Highs
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Voice, Hear, Deeper
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
Men, May, Changes
Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.
Failure, Afraid, Greatness
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Life, Control, Him
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
W. C. Fields
Crazy, Doubt, Question
After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, 'I'm enough.'
Morning, Smart, Woman
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
George Bernard Shaw
Men, Vote, Clever
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
Future, Perfume, Wear
If women were particular about men's characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard Shaw
Men, Married, Characters
Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.
Men, Mother, Strong
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
Men, Lonely, Boss
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Smart, Woman, Guys
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Barbara de Angelis
Away, Solitude, Balance
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
Men, Between, Belong
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Men, Ambition, Equal
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Change, Him, Changed
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor.
I owe nothing to Women's Lib.
I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the things that women have is men.
I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.
B. R. Ambedkar
Progress, Community, Degree
I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.
God, Men, Mother
Plain women know more about men than beautiful women do.
Men, Beautiful, Plain
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. Mencken
Men, Happy, Single
I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness.
Respect, End, Kindness
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Men, Start, Cannot
Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.
H. L. Mencken
Love, Men, Children
I write for those women who do not speak, for those who do not have a voice because they were so terrified, because we are taught to respect fear more than ourselves. We've been taught that silence would save us, but it won't.
Respect, Fear, Silence
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
Truth, Men, Understand
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Men, Woman, Difficult
Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.
Afraid, Hurts, Interest
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
Life, Time, Beautiful
You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men.
Strength, Men, Nation
There's no evidence whatsoever that men are more rational than women. Both sexes seem to be equally irrational.
Men, Both, Seem
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Sex, Until, Realized
Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.
H. L. Mencken
Wisdom, Men, Experience
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Dick Van Dyke
Men, Successful, Wives
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
Men, Working, Possible
Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another; but women are by nature enemies.
Nature, Men, Enemy
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Franklin P. Jones
Children, Care, Husband
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
Men, Interested, Clothes
In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits.
Society, Ignore, Break
Men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion.
Men, Emotion, Curves
I always play women I would date.
One can find women who have never had one love affair, but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Love, Affair, Rare
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Men, Smart, Girl
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
God, Brain, Intuition
I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.
Marriage, Men, Children
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
God, Men, Foolish
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Age, Men, Young
The most virtuous women have something within them, something that is never chaste.
Honore de Balzac
Within, Virtuous, Chaste
Women, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Love, Men, Less
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Men, Marry, Becoming
There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Bored, Few, Trade
Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.
Amazing, Either, Courageous
In too many instances, the march to globalization has also meant the marginalization of women and girls. And that must change.
Change, Girl, March
I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
Power, Men, Wish
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
Children, Maybe, Somewhere
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.
Men, Friends, Sex
Charm, in most men and nearly all women, is a decoration.
E. M. Forster
Men, Charm, Decoration
It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.
Men, Tears, Seem
Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves.
Unhappy, Themselves, Liberate
Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.
Strong, Single, Poor
Women, like men, should try to do the impossible. And when they fail, their failure should be a challenge to others.
Failure, Men, Others
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Men, Lost, Mourn
Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.
Arthur Conan Doyle
Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse.