Funny Wedding Quotes Biography
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
Barbara de Angelis
Marriage, Heart, Husband
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Good, Happy, Wife
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Funny, Worry, Earth
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Judge, Married, Asked
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness, of hatred, of jealousy, and, most easily of all, the gate of fear.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Love, Happiness, Jealousy
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
Honore de Balzac
Wife, Young, Flower
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Love, Great, Married
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Happiness, Woman, Her
Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There's immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
Marriage, Happiness, Best
The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
Sometimes, Three, Takes
I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Happiness, Married, Misery
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Marriage, Her, She
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
Dog, Picture, Died
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Woman, Advice, Her
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Race, Longer, Hour
In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.
Michael J. Fox
Children, Dancing, Weddings
That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
James M. Barrie
Jealousy, Good, Wishes
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
Enough, Trouble, Lock
An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
Trouble, Police, Court
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
Gloomy, Feast, Guest
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
I remember when I was in school, they would ask, 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
School, Remember, Picture
I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
Beautiful, Imagine, White
Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
Women, Great, Honor
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
Christmas, Eyes, Cry
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Book, Wife, Again
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.
Time, Girl, Sense
When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
Love, Great, Design
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
Hate, Night, Door
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions.
Marriage, Friend, Pictures
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
Mother, Song, Sister
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
Music, Battle, Soldiers
When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn't find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That's when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
Business, Married, Decided
It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
Keep, Felt, Hours
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
Wife, Her, She
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
Character, Half, Wedlock
O month when they who love must love and wed.
Helen Hunt Jackson
Love, Month, Wed
In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
Girl, Beyond, Saw
People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.
Complain, Casual, Invited
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
Love, Jealousy, Past
Personally, I'm an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding... I'd be upset.
Sometimes, Short, Reason
There's a higher form of happiness in commitment. I'm counting on it.
Happiness, Commitment, Higher
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
Death, Bit, March
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Morning, Night, Married
A wedding is such a girl thing.
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
King Edward VIII
Rest, Her, Able
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
Pictures, Swear, Website
I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.
Said, Drama, Parade
No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
Married, Anymore, Profession
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
Off, Nervous, Ring
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
Wonderful, Except, Evidence
The one thing that I'm in charge of in this wedding is the food.
Saw a wedding in the church. It was strange to see what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
Strange, Poor, Married
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.
Days, Married, Forgotten
I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
May, Church, While
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Anniversary, Love, Trust
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Marriage, Time, Home
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Marriage, Flowers, Smell
I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part.
Death, Looking, Between
I'm not really that girl who dreams about her wedding day.
Dreams, Girl, Her
In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again. We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
Marriage, May, Child
For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
Life, Either, Wake
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Food, Dangerous, Cake
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Woman, Her, Point
One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
Friends, Pretty, Wish
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
Boyfriend, Ball, Round
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Father, Baby, Bride
I've always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.
Love, Head, Plan
I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends.
Fun, Friends, Keep
We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
Good, Pretty, Old
I think a lot of people get so obsessed with the wedding and the expense of the wedding that they miss out on what the real purpose is. It's not about a production number, it's about a meaningful moment between two people that's witnessed by people that they actually really know and care about.
Care, Moment, Purpose
When I was a seminarian, I was dazzled by a girl I met at an uncle's wedding. I was surprised by her beauty, her intellectual brilliance... and, well, I was bowled over for quite a while.
Beauty, Girl, Her
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.