Funny Break Up Quotes Biography
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Love, Great, Bad
If you say, I love you, then you have already fallen in love with language, which is already a form of break up and infidelity.
Love, Infidelity, Language
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Woman, Stand, Another
Few things tend more to alienate friendship than a want of punctuality in our engagements. I have known the breach of a promise to dine or sup to break up more than one intimacy.
Friendship, Few, Break
Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at.
Home, Parents, Rich
When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. It's like death.
Death, Whole, Break
Too many couples break up without understanding the consequences for their families.
Iain Duncan Smith
Break, Couples, Families
I did not break up the Beatles. You can't have it both ways. If you're going to blame me for breaking the Beatles up, you should be thankful that I made them into myth rather than a crumbling group.
Thankful, Blame, Group
Urban America has been redlined. Government has not offered tax incentives for investment, as it has in a dozen foreign markets. Banks have redlined it. Industries have moved out, they've redlined it. Clearly, to break up the redlining process, there must be incentives to green-line with hedges against risk.
Government, America, Risk
Continents may break up, continents may emerge, but the human race is immortal in its origin and in its growth, and there is nothing to be afraid of, even if the foundations of the earth be moved.
May, Earth, Afraid
I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
Understand, Talk, Golf
I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
Groups break up because they never got across what they wanted to do personally, and they have creative differences, and egos start to clash.
Start, Creative, Break
The objectification of females is not a good thing! Not every rapper does this, but when the lyrics focus solely on the strip club, 'poppin' bottles' and how many girls they can 'tap,' it distorts what kids are learning. I think if there was more of a female presence in hip hop we could break up the monotony. It's all about balance.
Learning, Good, Girl
It's sad when people break up.
Break up the printing presses and you break up rebellion.
Break, Printing, Rebellion
Drugs ruin peoples lives, break up families and have disastrous effects on our communities.
Lives, Break, Families
It's an unwritten rule - girl friends' boyfriends are off limits, even after they break up.
Girl, Friends, Off
The male is always the pawn in a romantic comedy. Come together, break up, go chase her, get her, roll credits. That's what happens in all of them.
Romantic, Together, Comedy
There's a really unique relationship between a single parent and their child. Marriages so easily break up. There's kind of this temporary deal about marriages. That's one of the things that makes it stressful, and that's something that's nonexistent in a parent-child relationship.
Single, Child, Between
A band is a good way to break up a friendship.
Friendship, Good, Break
I mean, I was born the day war broke out, but I don't remember all the bombs though they did actually break up Liverpool, you know. I remember when I was a little older, there was big gaps in all the streets where houses used to be. We used to play over them.
War, Mean, Remember
Slavery didn't break up the black families as much as liberal welfare rules.
Black, Rules, Break
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.
Sometimes, Break, Somebody
Break-ups are hard for anybody, but it's particularly tough when it's being documented and you see the person's picture everywhere. Most people don't have that added problem when they break up with someone.
Problem, Tough, Picture
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
Marriage, Husband, Wife
It's really hard when you break up with somebody, or somebody breaks up with you, and you're in this band; guess who you have to see in the next day in the hotel in the breakfast room? That person.
Break, Next, Somebody
Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
Stop, Her, Break
I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft.
Break, Anyone, Reckless
We must break up the eurozone. We must set those Mediterranean countries free.
Free, Break, Countries
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.
Sometimes, Break, Somebody
If you break up with your partner, go straight to the studio. You're going to make great music.
Music, Great, Break
One way to break up any kind of tension is good deep breathing.
Good, Deep, Break
Any time I break up with Dawson or question him, viewers turn against me.
Time, Him, Question
Whenever the government of the United States shall break up, it will probably be in consequence of a false direction having been given to public opinion.
James F. Cooper
Government, Opinion, Direction
I've had friends whose boyfriends I meet, then they break up and I end up staying buddies with the boyfriend. In this day and age with social media and Facebook, Twitter, it's really impossible to escape people that you've been involved with. In a weird way, it makes it easier for everyone to stay friends because you're just sort of stuck there.
Age, End, Friends
Living apart is hardly possible if people have children together. It can also be more expensive to maintain two homes. But then, it's expensive to break up when you live in one property.
Children, Together, Living
In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.
Life, Best, Dating
When I first went on tour with PJ in '98, I was still in shock having gone through the Soundgarden break up.
Break, Gone, Tour
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Love, Failure, Break
Why not provoke some thought and get people talking about things? I like characters that are flawed because we all are. When people break up in a script, you think, Oh, right, there must be tears shed here. But maybe the fact of the matter is that they're both laughing.
Matter, Talking, Here
The events of September 11 and what has happened since have made people understand that even a small, distant and far away country like Afghanistan cannot be left to break up into anarchy and chaos without consequences for the whole world.
Understand, Small, Away
When two people break up, it's all about them; they can't see anyone else. And the people getting smashed to bits are the kids. Then you're getting torn - your mum wants you, your dad wants you. You just get shredded. It has a long-lasting effect as well.
Dad, Kids, Else
Gravy is the simplest, tastiest, most memory-laden dish I know how to make: a little flour, salt and pepper, crispy bits of whatever meat anchored the meal, a couple of cups of water or milk and slow stirring to break up lumps.
Whatever, Water, Break
I talked about the barriers created by monopolies. I said that it was the role of government to break up these monopolies and that we couldn't do it alone.
Alone, Government, Said
After the break up of the municipality and the loss of his income my father lost health and spirits.
Catherine Helen Spence
Health, Father, Lost
When theology erodes and organization crumbles, when the institutional framework of religion begins to break up, the search for a direct experience which people can feel to be religious facilitates the rise of cults.
Religion, Experience, Religious
Children born of married parents in America face a higher risk of seeing them break up than children born of unmarried parents in Sweden.
Arlie Russell Hochschild
Children, Parents, America
I try to write in plain brown blocks of American speech but occasionally set in an ancient word or a strange word just to startle the reader a little bit and to break up the monotony of the plain American cadence.
Strange, Word, Speech
I kind of left everyone behind in Australia - all my friends and my family and I had to break up with my boyfriend.
Family, Friends, Everyone