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I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?"
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
"Scary Halloween to you!"

From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

Like at Halloween: I knew I'd arrived when I saw people dressing up on Halloween as my character.

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.

Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask? That was a quality item there, wasn't it? That was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.

I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple of stuffed animals for patients and put bandages on them.

They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny. That made me the coolest aunt on earth.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.

Maybe, this year, as a nation, we should try to get back to a more traditional kind of Halloween. For example, instead of letting our kids watch modern horror movies, with their "high-tech" special effects, we should rent some old traditional horror movies, such as the 1941 classic "The Wolf Man," starring Lon Chaney Jr. There is nothing at all special about the effects in this movie. When Lon turns into a wolf, you see Lon, then you see the moon, then you see Lon again, and... there's more hair on him! If you look closely, you can actually see the makeup person's hand darting out of the frame.

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.

"You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out the front door, weighed down by hundreds of pounds of concealed vandalism supplies, including enough raw eggs to feed Somalia for decades. By morning, thanks to our efforts, the entire neighborhood would be covered with a layer of congealed shaving cream and toilet paper that, around certain unpopular neighbors' homes, was hundreds of feet thick. This is how the Appalachian Mountains were formed.

They come to the door... they always ask you the same stupid questions: "What are you supposed to be?" "I'm supposed to be done by now."

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.

For as children tremble and fear everything in the blind darkness, so we in the light sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in terror and imagine will come true.

I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

The first horror film I remember seeing in the theatre was Halloween and from the first scene when the kid puts on the mask and it is his POV, I was hooked.

When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on Halloween.

[When trick or treating kids ask for some candy] Yeah, it's Halloween but that doesn't mean you can go around to people's houses and bilk candy from them.

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place.

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"

Fear is nature's warning signal to get busy.

Hark! Hark to the wind! 'Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!

From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below.

Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodi├Ęd have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

O horror! Horror! Horror! Tongue nor heart Cannot conceive nor name thee!

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out, Contagion to this world.

A house is never still in darkness to those who listen intently; there is a whispering in distant chambers, an unearthly hand presses the snib of the window, the latch rises. Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.

At Halloween, when fairy sprites
Perform their mystic gambols,
When ilka witch her neebour greets,
On their nocturnal rambles;
When elves at midnight-hour are seen,
Near hollow caverns sportin,
Then lads an' lasses aft convene,
In hopes to ken their fortune,
By freets that night.

The spirit-world around this world of sense
Floats like an atmosphere, and everywhere
Wafts through these earthly mists and vapours dense
A vital breath of more ethereal air.

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Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

Funny Halloween Quotes  Funny Quotes About Life About Friends and Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers Taglog For Kids

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