Funny random quotes

Source(google.com)

"One of the best random caption app I've seen and used", "Hilarious Captions"
Your pics don't suck any more! But they sure as heck are making a lot of people laugh.
That's if they can take a photo gag, because when you rock out with the foremost app for pics you need to watch out what you caption your picture!
Because you don't want them boring dudes crying to Mommy when their mugs are plastered all over with some super cool captions that will make most people laugh... unless you're feeling mean!

I can't take photos!
No problem because when you "Cap My...Pics", your work becomes a timeless homage (cheesy, cool or romantic da choice is yours).
Because we've got the make on your picture with feature after feature including:

- Hundreds of entertaining and brilliant random captions, apply to each photo unlimited times.
- Cap top... and bottom of your pics.
- What's a picture without a cool frame - add fun frames. (upgrade to PLUS version)
- Ooh that interface is oooh so pretty and easy to use.
- Caption too small? Change that font and make it more colorful! (upgrade to PLUS version)

Sharing is caring and so you can with your dearest and nearest or even just the guy next door on Facebook,Twitter or email.

And if your camera roll is clogged up with so many bad pics then feel free to caption away, or just take a new picture.
If a picture is worth a thousand words then let "Cap My...Pics" make sure they're the right words.

Upgrade to PLUS for extra features including the ability to change fonts and colors, as well as add cool frames!

Fruit loops are like gay cheerios.

I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder.

I may look safe, but as soon as I get you alone... I WILL EAT YOU!

Kindergarten: whare the definition of drama is someone stealing your crayons.

Keepin it gangsta white girl style!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties...

I dont discriminate, I hate everybody.

Friends are like bras, close to the the heart and there for support

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear, thank you very much