Funny quotes about guys

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This funny Other Guys quote takes place while Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg are driving to a crime scene. Mark Wahlberg is getting pumped up while he remains calm...

Terry: Feel that Allen? That tingling in your balls? Big metal butterflies flying around in your stomach?

Allen: Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?

When You Hear Hooves...

Terry: When you hear hooves, you think horses, not zebras.

Allen: What about donkeys? Or deer? They have hooves. What about bovine creatures? ...Were you just thinking to yourself 'fresh start'?

This funny Other Guys quote is referring to an app that Will Ferrell's character has created. His wife Sheila is bragging about it to Mark Wahlberg in the movie.

Sheila: You can take a picture of anyone's face and it will tell you what the back of his head looks like.

Allen: "

Miami Vice

Terry: So he's dealing drugs.

Allen: No, it's not drugs. This isn't Miami Vice.

B.S. on That

This funny Other Guys quote takes place while Will Ferrell is rolling on the ground in pain after a building explodes in front of him.

Allen: How do they walk away in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way... I call (b.s.) on that! ...When they flew the Millennieum Falcon outside the Death Star and it was followed by the explosion, that was all (b.s.)

My Plain Wife

This Other Guys quote is funny because Will Ferrell keeps referring to his wife in the movie as plain when his wife is played by actress Eva Mendes who wouldn't be considered plain by hardly anyone.

Allen: There's no explosions at my home with my plain wife and my plain house.

Shipped Out

The context of this quote in the movie, being kidnapped and shipped out to Las Vegas by train, is what makes the quote funny.

Allen: We are in Las Vegas. We were kidnapped. Put on a freight train. And shipped out here.

Captain: Le me just stop you right there. Don't b.s. me.