Funny Quotes About School

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Let us think of education as the means of developing our greatest abilities, because in each of us there is a private hope and dream which, fulfilled, can be translated into benefit for everyone and greater strength for our nation.
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John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) Thirty-fifth President of the USA
Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each.
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Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.
In teaching others we teach ourselves.
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Proverb
One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.
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Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961) Swiss psychologist and psychiatrist.
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
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Victor Hugo (1802-1885) French poet, dramatist and novelist.
The secret in education lies in respecting the student.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) U.S. poet, essayist and lecturer.
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. The human mind is our fundamental resource.
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John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) Thirty-fifth President of the USA
He who dares to teach must never cease to learn.
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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Henry Brooks Adams (1838-1918) American historian, journalist and novelist.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
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Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) 26th president of the U.S.
"A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops."     Henry Brooks Adams     4.6936 average rating
"There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live."     James Truslow Adams     4.5766 average rating
"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it."     William Adams     4.2619 average rating
"What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul."     Joseph Addison     4.7262 average rating
"I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness and the willingness to remain vulnerable."     Joseph Addison     4.4286 average rating
"Time as he grows old teaches many lessons."     Ã†schylus     4.4762 average rating
"The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple."     Amos Bronson Alcott     4.3103 average rating
"Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other."     Kurt Herbert Alder     4.1000 average rating
"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything."     Muhammad Ali     4.7863 average rating
"I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers."     Woody Allen     4.6667 average rating
"When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."     Woody Allen     4.4167 average rating
"To know how to suggest is the art of teaching."     Henri-FrÃ©dÃ©ric Amiel     4.4000 average rating
"Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt."     Paul Anderson     4.3333 average rating
"The quality of strength lined with tenderness is an unbeatable combination, as are intelligence and necessity when unblunted by formal education."     Maya Angelou     4.7750 average rating
"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."     Edith Ann     4.7807 average rating
"We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his angels to be our teachers and guides."     Saint Thomas Aquinas     4.7885 average rating
"You cannot teach a crab to walk straight."     Aristophenes     4.4571 average rating
"Education is the best provision for old age."     Aristotle     4.5128 average rating
"Wit is educated insolence."     Aristotle

Quote Bullet     A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled.
James Baldwin

Quote Bullet     A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.
Anonymous

Quote Bullet     A human being is not attaining his full heights until he is educated.
Horace Mann

Quote Bullet     A liberally educated person meets new ideas with curiosity and fascination. An illiberally educated person meets new ideas with fear.
James B. Stockdale

Quote Bullet     A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote Bullet     A wise system of education will at last teach us how little man yet knows, how much he has still to learn.
Sir John Lubbock

Quote Bullet     According to this conception, the sole function of education was to open the way to thinking and knowing, and the school, as the outstanding organ for the people's education, must serve that end exclusively.
Albert Einstein

Quote Bullet     Adults who still derive childlike pleasure from hanging gifts of a ready-made education on the Christmas tree of a child waiting outside the door to life do not realize how unreceptive they are making the children to everything that constitutes the true surprise of life.
Karl Kraus

Quote Bullet     All my life, as down an abyss without a bottom. I have been pouring van loads of information into that vacancy of oblivion I call my mind.
Logan Pearsall Smith

Quote Bullet     America's founding fathers did not intend to take religion out of education. Many of the nation's greatest universities were founded by evangelists and religious leaders; but many of these have lost the founders concept and become secular institutions. Because of this attitude, secular education is stumbling and floundering.
Billy Graham
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
Nelson MandelaThe only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Albert Einstein