Funny Break Up Quotes

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Poems about Breakups. When two people are intimate with each other, this is the highest level that a relationship can reach. Whether or not the breakup is desirable, one thing is for sure, it will make a monumental difference in the lives of the people involved. Poetry about a breakup is likely to contain intense pain, anger, and sadness. In a close relationship, man and woman become like one. When the relationship is dissolved it may feel like your body is being ripped in half.

Shattered Dreams, Shattered Heart
© Alison Drew
My days are long, my nights are cold
Without you here for me to hold.

The moment we kissed, I knew it was right
To love you & want you with all of my might.

The hopes that we shared, the dreams that we dreamt
Then you turned around & said nothing was meant.

The memories we've got, the joy & the pain
Are finished, forgotten - you wont try again.

You said that you care, that's no longer enough
So you just up and leave - the man that I love.

You want to be free, to chat up the girls
The tall ones, the short ones, with straight hair or curls.

You never told me these things you were feeling
You've broken my heart & I cant see it healing.

I hope that you're happy in all that you do
That my pain & my hurt YOU never go through.

You weren't just my lover but my best friend as well.
I gave you my all when in love I fell.

If I meet someone else, and I'm not sure I will
This hole in my heart he never can fill.

With you all my dreams looked like coming true
You've robbed me of those, what can I now do?

You said that you loved me, that we should get wed.
We then bought a house, new kitchen & bed!

But now its all over, you want me no more
Swept out of your life like the dust on the floor.

If you want to re-live the great times we had
Just give me a ring, I'll be only too glad1 . When someone loves you but do not tells you.
2 . When someone do not love you but tells you.

We enter relationships as a somebody and leave them as a nobody.

The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.

The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else.

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.

The heart are made to be broken.
- Oscar Wilde

Breaking up is just like having the worst nightmare after having the best dream.

If there is a reason why you met that person, then there is a reason why you guys broke up too.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
- Kahlil Gibran

Sometimes the person you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted.

I never realized how much our relationship was like glass, until it broke.

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing; instead it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes.

A break up is like a broken mirror.It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.

Love is not something that u can find, love is something that finds you.

The hottest love has the coldest end.
- Socrates

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.

Breaking up is like being buried but not dying.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken then get hurt trying to put it pack together.

Never make a man a priority when he only makes you and option.

You don’t die from a broken heart . You only wish you did.

Boys always replace with one worry with another, but girls replace one happiness with another during break up .hese are some Funny Break up quotes because we are fed of the mushy mushy sad and sob quotes today and thought that we will cheer up some of the sad souls out there. because we have realized that being sad will not get you back your ex. If we indeed want our ex back, then we need to follow some new strategy, and in order to do that we need to be able to think clearly and our mind cannot be muddled with sad thoughts. The best way to clear up the mind is with some pure un-adulterated humor, and thus we went about collecting some funny Break-Up quotes.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~Charlie Brown

Breaking up is not a stupid thing. Instead, it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes.
~ Author Unknown

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
~ Anonymous

I refuse to let what happened to me make me bitter.
I still completely believe in love and
I'm open to anything that will happen to me.
~ Nicole Kidman

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~Katherine Hepburn

You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.
~ Author Unknown

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you
~ Author Unknown

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
~Rita Rudner

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."
~ Victoria Holt

Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them.
~ Author Unknown

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
~Cher

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
~Cher

I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.
~Janet Jackson

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
~ Cher

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
~Cher

This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single.
~ Anonymous