Funny Quotes About Life

If you think seven years bad luck is too much for a breaking mirror try breaking a condom.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
-Rita Rudner

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
-Johnny Vegas

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